Community Relations Archive

Dear Sirs:

Attached are my qualifications for the positon of Comunity Relations Technician. I will list briefly why I think I am particularly suited to work for your company.

1. No developer or supervisor would ever be bothered or nagged. I hate people who nag

2. I'd never flood any supervisors email inbox with forwarded issues or concerns from the forums. I know how it feels to have a lot of meaningless emails in my inbox and I really dont like it either.

3. I'm really good an laying down the law. In fact, my psychiatrist tells me its good for my self esteem. So about those bannings, im sure I could ban accounts as least as fast as the best community relations employee you currently have.

4. I'm quick witted, and have a lot of snappy remarks that I could post right before i lock a post or ban an account.

5. I am always prompt and on time. I show up for work at 7:55 am and will be deleting threads by no later than 8am. No need to have our dirty laundry hangin out in public any longer than necessary, is there?

6. I'm firm. I won't crack under pressure. Like after i moderate the same forum for months seeing questions go unanswered there is no way i would ever cave in to customer demands and try to get some of their questions answered.

Thank you for considering my application, my references are available upon request.

Eggg Shen (canceled)

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