Commando Archive
Thread: Strike a match, Watch it burn, Tell us your stories, Its your turn :)
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Skeptic666
Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:42 pm
#1
Lets have Commando story time?
I'll Go first.
It was a dark and stormy Night and I could not make my way through the rain. I stoped to think to myself, Where am I. How do I get home? So I walked untill I found my Silver lining. I small group of durnis were walking around so I quikly ran up to one smacked it and ran back a few steps. Once the Durni was at my feet I droped a grenade. This being in the best range of its damage I miss and the blast incaps me. I laugh to my self and I smile. I stand back up and repeat this 2 more times, thusly waking up in the cloning center of my town. I am saved!
The moral of this story is, Find that silver lining in the clouds. Our Grenades my incap us but if you ever get stuck and need to get back to your town then they are a very unique tool when there are no creatures around that can DB or incap you in a timely fashion.
Skeptic666
Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:20 pm
#2
No one has any stories? *sniffle*
Ok I will go again!
I was walking along the plains of Dath when I Stumbled apon a Lil Ninja Type man calling himself a TKM put a smack down to several Enraged Rancors. After watching him I was amazed a man with had bare hands and a single Vibro KNuckler took down all those brutes.
Me being a commando I laughed and said to my self the next one I see im killing. As I stumble through the dark damp place I found a small Rancor Youth. THinking to my self Ha this will be good. Ill take this smaller one on to get practice. I drop to me knee and launch a Rocket. The Rancor Sneezed and bent down just at the right moment or from what I gather must have happend becuase I missed him. He looked up at me and snarled as he started to run at me. I smiled at this Youth and wipped out my Flame Thrower.
I used my all mighty Flame II on him and with my amazement he only slightly paused as to look at me and say what the heck is wrong with you man stop drinking from your FT tank. Thenhe lashes out at me ripping through my defenses o wait nm he just rips through me. I back up and start to fire my FT again. I come to realize O NO hes Fire Proof. But I see taht he is takeing small samage from the burns. SO I laugh and try to run away thinking ha my DOt will get him. BUt I forgot he gashed me and to me amazement as I turned I was all ready incaped.
I awake for the last moment to see sharp Teeth sinking into my leggs with a loud yell I use my FT to hit him in the head as he finishes his meal. As I wake up in the cloning center I laugh to my self thinking wow he showed more pain when I hit him with my ft then hitting him with the Flame From my FT.
The moral. Hmmm no clue but it was a good story 
O wait there is one! The moral of the story is never go after a Rancor with fire or something.
Skeptic666
Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:28 pm
#3
Aaaa come no one wants to write ina light hearted post? COME ON!!! What about. If we were all cartoons the commandos would be Elmer Fud.
Come on ide like to see a funny light hearted side to you guys. Post some funny stories
Datchery
Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:26 pm
#5
I'll start with the morals, you write the stories (since you seem to enjoy it).
Never use an acid rifle onanything.
Heavy Weapons cost too much, hit too little, and do too little damage.
No weaponsmiths make good grenades.
Where oh where has my ranged defense gone? Oh where oh where can it be?
I got the launcher pistol blues.
Have at it Skeptic!
TigrrSnipurr
Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:01 am
#6
a little friendly duel with my friend on chilastra in tatooine no DB of course. Desertedplayertown. We both mastered commandos he has full comp armor and i have full comp with outh the right bracer, left shoulder, and boots, gloves. We duel we keep spammin our flame specials at eachother we run in circles doing this. I get burned and he hits me again and the flame intensifies. Uh oh finally I incapped him YAY I THE WINNER!! *BURN* dam i got incapped. Friend gets up he heals me and heals himself. However guess he used a weak stim A cuz it barely healed him. *BURN* he died woops...
Moral of the story this is why people dont like to duel commandos that use their flame specials.
StarNick
Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:57 pm
#7
This is from another thread here of a BH asking if he should take up commando gernades...its a true story, though I only instigated it (was on Chilastra server at the time). I have tons of funny stories tho, 1 of which was today..about me learning of a friends wedding 1 hour before it happened....without a tuxedo (found my old business suit) no presents (Im a crafter on Valcyn...so I took 1 million creds out) then looted a force crystal 5 mins before the wedding...and gave it to the groom and the 1 mill to the bride lol. Of course thats not commando..still sorta funny tho, only w/ more of the details....still other commando stories I got out there that Ill tell in time (like how I got married!!!)....hehe...anyways, I present: Garvin's Duel....
Heres a story, maybe garvin wouldn't want me to tell...but it tells -alot- about our gernades...
As all of you should know, Garvin's commando is on valcyn. Well a while back I made friends with a player named A'nita there...and ironically they're both friends as well. Anyways, A'nita was...simply put...uber. She originally was TKM/Mbrawler/Mfencer/Pikeman&swordsman defenses. Now? TKA & fencer defenses/Mbrawler/Mpikeman/Mswordsman. With her new template she kicks even more arse.
Anyways, well...she likes to...make fun of commandos, cuz garvin and I are both commandos...well one night she pushed us too far...hehe. Saying she had nothing to fear in dueling one of us, etc etc.
Well...she was in her player town, myself was in my guild hall decorating for my wedding (on chilastra), and quite ironically Garvin was nearby in her player town as well. Well since my character on Valcyn is a crafter, I told garvin he should duel her and show her who's boss.
Well she accepted.
And you know what happened? Only 1 shot was exchanged, it was Garvin's. A'nita never touched him. Garvin threw, yes..threw, just one gernade at A'nita.....and incapped himself instantly. A'nita didnt even have time to hit him with her Power Hammer, nor took any damage or very little from his gernade.
Then she promptly laughed at me and said we seriously needed help....
Moral: Gernades suck, plain and simple.
Warmaker01
Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:13 pm
#8
Mine's pretty simple.
I am an Imperial. Also, there are several things that I absolutely hate:
- Jedi (new addition, now #1) and their @$$ kissing lackeys.
- Criminal Scum(Hutts, Jabba's lackeys, Valarian, etc.)
- Rude S.O.B.'s (Neutral, Rebels, and fellow Imperials)
... and lastly Ewoks. On the way up towards Master Commando, when I hit Flame IV, I took a shuttle to Endor, scoured the Ewok POIs and landscape, and torched entire populations myself, all while wearing my Stormtrooper Armor.
Killing Rebels is a joy.
Killing Criminals is a great duty all Imperials must taste.
But there is nothing, nothing, like burning entire villages of those blasted Ewoks and hearing their little death squeals. NOTHING!!!
I received no Faction Points but some decent XPs for committing Genocide on these abominations from George Lucas' mind (good Lord, George! What were you thinking?!?!).
"If they can be fooled, they can be killed."
KUBaN
Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:07 pm
#9
My best Commando story:
Right after I Mastered Commando (during the few weeks it was useful in pvp) there was a group of Imperials attacking Moenia. I was able to instant incap people by using my flamethrower, and because of the revenge TEF I could pop out of the cloner and go back to killing. It went on for about 10 minutes before they decided to just shuttle out of there.
So after I got out of the cloner again, I went to the startport to head out of there as well, when I noticed a guy who I still had a revenge TEF on. I paused for a minute or two and said, "Right now, I could kill you, but I'm not going to." And he was like, "Nah, thats ok. Go ahead and do it." So I lit him up and sent him to the cloner while everybody was laughing at him.
So another minute passes and I check the time on the shuttle and it says, "The shuttle is about to begin boarding," a second later I see a blue dot heading into the starport. As it turns out, it was the same guy I had just killed a minute earlier. He pauses for a second, equips his Flamethrower, and says, "Right now, I could kill you." I can tell the crowd is getting anxious to see what is going to happen, but right when the guy gets ready to attack me, I board the shuttle and never hear from him again.
Ahh, the good ol' days of the revenge TEF.
Right after I Mastered Commando (during the few weeks it was useful in pvp) there was a group of Imperials attacking Moenia. I was able to instant incap people by using my flamethrower, and because of the revenge TEF I could pop out of the cloner and go back to killing. It went on for about 10 minutes before they decided to just shuttle out of there.
So after I got out of the cloner again, I went to the startport to head out of there as well, when I noticed a guy who I still had a revenge TEF on. I paused for a minute or two and said, "Right now, I could kill you, but I'm not going to." And he was like, "Nah, thats ok. Go ahead and do it." So I lit him up and sent him to the cloner while everybody was laughing at him.
So another minute passes and I check the time on the shuttle and it says, "The shuttle is about to begin boarding," a second later I see a blue dot heading into the starport. As it turns out, it was the same guy I had just killed a minute earlier. He pauses for a second, equips his Flamethrower, and says, "Right now, I could kill you." I can tell the crowd is getting anxious to see what is going to happen, but right when the guy gets ready to attack me, I board the shuttle and never hear from him again.
Ahh, the good ol' days of the revenge TEF.
Stupmster
Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:36 am
#10
hmmmm... well, i only really have one story..
Iwas defending a rebel base (it wasn't vulnerable, the imps just wanted to take outthe turrets). So i was fighting along, i took out a couple of imps with my trusty flamethrower, and then, as was expected, a good ol' TKM took me down. When i cloned my buffs were, of course, gone. When i got back the base another commando, who was buffed, killedme, aftergoing overt again butbefore i was able to buff. So, after i cloned again, i went down to the basement to become overt again (AFTER being buffed) and 4 or 5 of the imps surrounded me. So, naturally, i didn't go overt. The imps and me started talking, when down comes the commando that killed me. And he was gloating up a storm! I did the mature thing, and didn't even mention to him that i was unbuffed when he killed me before, but then he said something along the lines of "yeah, i can pwn sazu(me) easy" and challenged me to a duel. I accepted, figuring that i would at least stand a chance now that we were BOTH buffed. So i whiped out my trustyflamethrower and blasted him with all four specials. Now, this guy has obviously never visited the commando forums that often, because he had no idea that the dots fromall the flame specials stack. So heended the duel when he was just about dead, and i still had about 3/4 of my health left. Well, needless to stay, his gloating stopped right there.
Skeptic666
Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:29 am
#11
aaa about time I see some posts and wow that was a great Garvin story please send more
and wow that was a great Garvin story please send more
supa187
Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:49 am
#12
back when flames had a strong tic. and could kill ppl within a minute.
Commando: Hi wanna duel
Uber Skill Guy: Sure lol a commando
Duel begins
Commando: /flame 2
Commando: /endduel
Uber Skill Guy: You mother EDIT
Saw this happen a few times. Now CM do the same thing with their poisons.
Skeptic666
Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:15 am
#13
OK I have a good story this time. I was walking through my town of CC on Bria when I came across a guild made Firing his Acid type blaster at another guild mate as I seen a bright pink light emanate from his hand he begand to block and reflect his fire. I began to laugh as I watched this Young Jedi walk up to him and beat him down as he deflected his shots.
After they were done I steped up and said "can I have a go at it" he simply noded and said no db ok? I said sure np im only a commando. So we start at 20M and he begans to take out his saber. As soon as he starts twords me I take a hit of 2 brandys and some of that 42 to your accuracy SNow cake. THen I lob a grenade being just out side of the blast radius I hit him inflicting 600 damage to him. He stops fora brief moment and said wow ummm you hit me dude. THen ran at me again. At this point I lobed a second Grenaded at him incapping himand neary incapping my self. I started to laugh as I ended the duel and healed him.
He asked what I was throwing and I said "just some old protons" all I can say is BOO YA!!! I thinkI need ot find smith to make me a crate of them and then slice them all to hell sure they take up alot of room but to take down a Jedi MUAHHAHAHA. Come on now who does not like that?
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