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So I'm on Kashyyyk doing Bla Bla Bla, with Jedi every 200M killing things.

Well finally I get to this Area people don't go to. Lots of low Level Mobs and stuff, just little cirtters and a few Evil Wookies Bla Bla Bla Bla...

Anyways I kept going and eventually came to this very barren mountain like landscape. I think I even saw a Volcano in the Distance. Then all of sudden I see this little figure killing stuff with his fists, maybe he was a TKM.

Then he pulls out a Plasma Flamethrower and quickly kills the little critters really fast. Then he dances around probably excited he killed something. I guess us Commandos is happy to kill anything.

Excited at seeing another Commando I come over and greet him. To only realize that he is very old.

I ask him how long he has been a Commando and he mumbles something and then tells he me has been Commando long since before Darth Vader was born. I was simply amazed cause he seemed so. He showed me his Maxed Out PFT, CAs and such. He refuses to wear Armor as he told me it's a waste of money. No he is content to just hunt stuff in the middle of no where for no reason other then fun.

He did seem a little crazy, maybe even even a little scary because of his old self. He also talked about strange things and would hiss at the mention of SOE. Anyways I just thought it was great to meet such a long time Commando, I mean he's been a Commando longer then we can imagine.

So I got a picture of him.

Clicky

But then he kind of went mad. He went on about how SOE stole Commando from him, (I did have to agree), but then he started talking about some Dev who had tried to take his Flamethrower from him and then try it throw it in some Volcano on Lok. He didn't dare lose it so he jumped after it into the Volcano. The Dev forgot that Volcano's are just fancy animations and don't really do anything, so the Dev just got mad and pulled out a Lightsaber and killed him.

But he was able to keep his Flamethrower, he calls it his "Precious". I guess when your a Commando that long your Weapon really does become the most important thing to you.

Sadly I left because he started to freak me out. He was hissing about stuff, and just kept cursing at SOE (I think he's gone off the deep end). Then he just started petting his Flamethrower like a pet or something and he just stared at it forever. And well I slowly backed away and left the poor old guy to himself.

The last thing I heard him say was, "Nasty evil Sonys! Filthy Devs tooks it from us! We be the Masters! Kills them! Kills them both! Then we bes the LEET! Yes my preciousss..."

((Ok I'll knock it off lol, but it just seems so funny! ))

Message Edited by TK-132 on 08-01-2005 05:00 PM

RP gone wrong.

ROFL!

That is what happens when a Trandoshan and an Ewok fall in love...

No it's what you get when an Ugnaught and Sullastan fall in love.

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TK-132 wrote:
No it's what you get when an Ugnaught and Sullastan fall in love.

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/shudder; /scream; /quiver; /sob

Thanks for all the nightmares I will now have...

hahaha

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DarkNexus1014 wrote:
That is what happens when a Trandoshan and an Ewok fall in love...

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LOL!!! Great story, original poster

I want to laugh at this post because it's just that damned funny, but at the same time, I read it and see myselfafter a couple of more publishes of being neglected.