Commando Archive

Ok, let me start cause something really funny happened today. I am an imp, and I like to go run around Anchorhead picking guys off in small groups. I happened to be alone, and one dude comes after me with his cute little gurrcat and faction pet. I was lucky to hit all three with flame cone 2, and after a short period with the kitty it was finished. I then get spammed with tells about how he's got his buddy, and they are coming to kick my ass. I was like expecting a small band to come and slaughter me, but was going to fight it out anyhow. After a few minutes I spot a number of red dots coming at me and it's on. I noticed the guy that I killed had not healed, and had like 80% black bars when he got within one shot of my flame and died. His "friend," who was accompainied by a faction pet and a probot then uttered the funniest thing:

"Master Commando! F%^$ THIS!" and he turned and burst ran back to Anchorhead. lol Ichose not to chase him, as I was in absolute shock that he would punk his buddy out like that.

Exterminator

Master Commando Eclipse

Well it may not be all that funny, but a little ironic. I was PvPing the other day in Theed, just challenging imperials to duel me. One guy said, "okay, ill duel you with my three AT-ST's," and I agreed to it. Of course i had all health and action buffs and 64% sliced composite armor on, so i knew what i was getting into before the duel. He said he was scared to lose his AT-STs after he seen my buffs. So he dueled me and i won. Some other imps challenged me and said that I was a newbie because i have buffs and didnt play fairly and said it would only be fair if i 1v2 them. So i agreed, and one that duel and the three rematches we had afterwards. This guy did not give up though! Now he wanted to 3v1 me. I still agreed. This time I was up against a Master commando, novice BH, and doctor. The Master commando hit me for 1400 points of damage with flame cone 2. My armor blocked 1200 points. I was on fire so i hurried and incapped the three of them and ran for the river, then came back and slayed the imperials. My health bar stayed at full all of the fights with my massive regen stats and uber armor. The funny thing about it was that they still called me a newbie after the fight and still said i did not fight fairly. These are the exact ppl that cry nerf too, because they do not know how to PVP. Anyway, thats my story.

Xero Life, Commando 4 4 4 2, Eclipse

A small band of rebels "invaded" Bestine today. After a short fight, they seemed to be winning. They were cheering "Yay! we have Bestine. stupid imps" you know...the whole nine yards. So, I casually walked up to them and did flame cone 2. Hit most of them. Deathblowed the incapped ones and continued with the others. I repeated this process until they finally caught on. I heard cries of "Get that guy! He's the one killing us!" and such. Even then it wasn't too difficult because they were all on fire with no rivers near and with all bars being black...tickled me pink.