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Thread: Commando Famous Last Words
In the spirit of the Motto thread, please post your Famous Last Words uttered by unsuspecting Novice Commandos everywhere...
"Yeah dude, I'm going to duel him. Don't worry. Yes, I know he's a Master TKA, but you forget I have +5 knockdown defense."
"Master Brawler? Bah, surely my flamespecials will outdistance anything he can lunge at me."
"If the Unarmed 4 xp is as easy as Unarmed 1-3, I'll have it done in no time!"
"It looks like the ideal range is within the blast radius, but I doubt my own grenade can hurt me."
"Well my plan is to spam HAR specials at them."
/equip HAR
Did you guys see my new paintball gun? (*shoots HAR, sput, sput, sput)
saw this in dathomir last week...
novice commando i had trained in field tactics4 an hour earlier,hes a holocron commando...group is about to start shooting a kamurith nest, theres 4 kamuriths out and all huddled together. we all had ranger camo kits on us from another holocron monkey going ranger
'dont shoot! i got some thermal grenades! watch this!'
*runs up to kams, 12m and throws thermal*
*explosion*
*90% of his ham bar drops, kams aggro him and deathblow him even before he flips on the ground*
me: /emote sigh
group combat medic: /applause **edit** thats one fun proffession you got there!
me: /emote sigh X2
"Gahh I missed with my special .. hang on a sec.. ok nearly... yeah Iknow, hang on ... look have some patience will you ... any second now .. yeah, any second ... should be able to fire again soon ..."
"Hey...shut up...in 20 seconds you going to be a crispy critter...you just wa....oh crap..."
hey i just got a new RL wach me kill that atst over there
boom wow cool i hit what only 6k dam **edit** huh o noooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help!!!!!!
"**edit**, there are two maulers on top of our picket lair mission. Don't worry guys, I got my HAR with me, I will just run right in and take care of those guys"
/acidsingle2 *miss
/pause 20;
/acidsingle2 *miss
incapped /deathblow
/g Hey doctor, could you please revive me?
Me: dont worry guys i can take this joker in a dueal easy. hes only a novice marksman.Eat Flamesingle one punk! *misses* Awwww **edit** how is he killing me with a CDEF!? *misses again* *is incapped then deathblowed. ME: Darn, I knew I shoulda gone with dancer for my combat skills....
Im dead but we got us an old fasion Salem Witch Burnin
haha, that happened to me tonight. We were in the NS cave when 4 NS Rangers spawned on us, I managed to flamecone them all before we all died, so they were all burning afterwards...