Commando Archive
Thread: My problem with commandos...
lol This is an April fools joke right?
lol At first I was like, "woah! This guys purposely going for every uncommon intelectual sounding word he can think of." Then I was all like "is he trying to insult us and say we flame people with diferent ideas than our own and use these bg words thinking no one would understand what he was talking about and be intimidated?"
So I was on my way to call you out to clear up what you are trying to say from my base ideas from the tone of the statement, tehn I saw you pointed out the date. lol
Thats it, between this and Howard Stern this morning, Im going to bed for the day and will talk to you all april 2nd.
Because of Commandos's attitude, I usually don't respond to its ebullitions, but this time I'll make an exception. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Commandos. At first blush, it appears that Commandos never acts out of motives that might seem credible or even understandable to the rest of humanity. However, Commandos asserts that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Whenever Commandos tries to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary, so do foolhardy euphuists. Similarly, whenever it attempts to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature, obtrusive Philistines typically attempt the same. I do not seek to draw any causal scheme from these correlations. I mention them only because I should note that if you were to tell it that it turns its back on our most heartfelt pleas for mercy, it'd just pull its security blanket a little tighter around itself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world.
Commandos's supporters are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Commandos, who wants nothing less than to put our liberties at risk by a myopic and psychotic rush to develop mind-control technology. Commandos justifies its plans to give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to its deep-rooted love of obscurantism as "preemptive self-defense". Yes, I could add that it is a card-carrying member of the Hypocrisy Club, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that Commandos's tirades oscillate between snippy factionalism and cynical revisionism. Of that I am certain, because Commandos presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to shout obscenities at passers-by. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: There are certainly signs that Commandos is becoming increasingly mudslinging.
P.S.
Look at the calander. 