Commando Archive
Thread: Secret Commando Developer REVEALED!
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Kargan
Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:08 am
#1
Many Bothans died to bring us this information ...
The Developer in charge of Commandos at SOE is none other than the prodigal son of a Sony exec. He has some great credentials. He was jailed twice for torture and mutilation of small furry animals as a child and failed out of 5 separate prep schools before finally receiving his Computer Science & You degree from that Technical Institute Sally Struthers talks about.
He now quietly spends his days in the corner office at the California offices of SOE sipping vodka and smoking bud, enjoying the good life. Occassionally the game manager will sheepishly knock on his door JUST to annoy him and ask for some answers to players questions. At which point this developer has to set his glass down to pick up his darts, sighing heavily. He then asks for each of the questions and shoots once at a well-designed Gucci dartboard which has three markings on it.
"Working as intended"
"This SHOULD be fixed at some point"
"We're looking at it"
After giving the manager his answers, he shakes his head and offers the manager a stogie from his box and lights one up for all the revenue this cash-cow of a license is bringing in.
The Developer in charge of Commandos at SOE is none other than the prodigal son of a Sony exec. He has some great credentials. He was jailed twice for torture and mutilation of small furry animals as a child and failed out of 5 separate prep schools before finally receiving his Computer Science & You degree from that Technical Institute Sally Struthers talks about.
He now quietly spends his days in the corner office at the California offices of SOE sipping vodka and smoking bud, enjoying the good life. Occassionally the game manager will sheepishly knock on his door JUST to annoy him and ask for some answers to players questions. At which point this developer has to set his glass down to pick up his darts, sighing heavily. He then asks for each of the questions and shoots once at a well-designed Gucci dartboard which has three markings on it.
"Working as intended"
"This SHOULD be fixed at some point"
"We're looking at it"
After giving the manager his answers, he shakes his head and offers the manager a stogie from his box and lights one up for all the revenue this cash-cow of a license is bringing in.
Celtic_Crippler
Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:21 am
#2
Your wrong...there are 2 sons involved in this coverup.
And their names are........Uday and Qusay Hussein.
Yep thats right, but now they have been exterminated, I hear commandos are being fixed. They feared the commandos would overwelm their father Darth Saddam. But we are now FREE!!!!
May the farce be with you! 
Kargan
Wed Aug 13, 2003 2:17 am
#3
Another piece of interest from Merriam Webster:
Commando: a : a military unit trained and organized as shock troops especially for hit-and-run raids into enemy territory b : a member of such a unit
The problem is that SOE broke it down like this:
"a military unit trained and organized as shock troops" -- shock of course being the look on the enemy faces when they see how little those big giant expensive rare uber-guns hit for
and
"especially for hit-and-run raids into enemy territory" -- run in and hit something for 42 damage then we'd better run like HECK to get outta there before the durni stops laughing...
Commando: a : a military unit trained and organized as shock troops especially for hit-and-run raids into enemy territory b : a member of such a unit
The problem is that SOE broke it down like this:
"a military unit trained and organized as shock troops" -- shock of course being the look on the enemy faces when they see how little those big giant expensive rare uber-guns hit for
and
"especially for hit-and-run raids into enemy territory" -- run in and hit something for 42 damage then we'd better run like HECK to get outta there before the durni stops laughing...
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