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Thread: Saskarna and the prayer place

SasKarna
Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:05 am
#1

Saskarna rarely visit commando HQ. But this week she feel she seen sufficient bad stuff to warrant drinking at commando arms. She make long journey through universe to place called http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board?board.id=commando long name, amazing place. Commandos come here to tell gods what troubles them and hope gods will ones day make long journey here through time and space to read our prayers. But gods very busy, she see many commandos not realize this. This why Saskarna rarely post prayers since gods have obviously forsaken commandos.


She read some prayers, mostly how people will commit suicide if the gods break flamer. And Saskarna thinks of own anger at gods infamous nerf bat. But she think, me know doctoring and carbineering and all of these are better than what I have. She remember days of master and smile. But realize, gods never made it good for Saskarna. Everyday was sad as she know she is forsaken by gods. She look around for red marks, sign of gods. None are here. They not read prayers. She think they not sell gods tickets to travel here anymore.


The one known as thunderheart is the only god who comes here, with assurances that he will tell great uber gods in sky our problems. Thunderheart rarely comes, but when he does, Saskarna notice all kinds of hell breaking loose. Much like time when Saskarna attacked many faction npcs and was last thing standing. Saskarna feels like thunderheart good commando rep, he can come into prayer zone and attack the foundation of commando heaven to where he last one standing. Saskarna admire god thunderhearts ability to be invincible. Saskarna wish she could use switch or button to make self invicible, but Saskarna knows, she not god and have no button. Yet she is accused of wanting to be invincible. Me not understand why dumb commando would think something she doesn't know exists. I didn't know button for godlike mode was existing.


Me remember image of two gods dueling with flamers. One had used button. Very impressive battle. Amazing skill and ability harnessed for glorious test run of commando flame thrower. Saskarna fascinated by test. This is why Saskarna not godlike, since she not smart enough to think up tests like this. Tests to prove uber invincibility of commando race. Saskarna still in awe of gods amazing test.


Saskarna read in gods book about changes, and see how she and commando race are missing the point. We good at this, and feel gods should tell us what they mean, cos we understand little and only want to be gods...so we told. Feel if gods say here is what we do, we may understand. Average commando dumber than wing nut after all. Remember please Mr. god, when wing nut to be screwed, someone must apply pressure to wing nut to ensure he is properly screwed.
maddogs
Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:29 pm
#2

LOL SO TRUE is heart bracking



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Wolfmann31
Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:08 pm
#3

Heey! I'm no wingnut! I'm..I'm..old graduate from Storm Trooper Boot camp!

Thats what I remember tho..and explains my accuracy..or lack of.


(Good one Saskarna)




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Aidn
Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:53 pm
#4

LOL great story! I hope thunderheart has been reading your stories



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thepunisher286
Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:44 pm
#5

TH? Reading peoples posts? Especialy on the commando forum? Your a madman!
Barris
Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:59 pm
#6





Does ThunderHeart realize we are referring to him when we say TH? If he doesn't, this may make sense on why it seems like he ignores us... If he does... well... The ubber gods must have blinded him in their blinding light of the all-powerful nerf. Or perhaps an eyeshot or two?Prehaps the Nerf Gods are bounty hunters that don't want competition with commandos?



"Never under estimate the true power of the dark side of the nerf..."



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Aidn
Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:19 pm
#7






thepunisher286 wrote:

TH? Reading peoples posts? Especialy on the commando forum? Your a madman!






I know I sound like I'm mad, but I'm not! The illustrious Thunderheart himself replied to the Commando top 5 issues post today! Though he gave us no good news, and basically told us the damage taken out of our DoT will be made up for in increased weapon damage (stronger initial strikes on flame specials I guess...), he actually responded. I myself am worried about these changes. The DoT wasn't affected by armor, our special's damage is. Fighting someone in 89% composite won't be much fun, especially if they are a rifleman with a Jawa Ion rifle! I guess I'll keep this profession for the sake of shutting down bases... Oh wait, thats bugged and being exploited... WoW here I come!



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SasKarna
Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:31 am
#8






Aidn wrote:

LOL great story! I hope thunderheart has been reading your stories




i have encouaged him too see my post in the in concept commando rebalce thread

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