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Mind if I put some serious ones?

/uppercut

Hits enemy in the chin, counts as a mind hit, dizziness effect

/bodytoss

grabs the enemies arm, lifts them over the commandos back and slams them down to the ground. Knockdown and chance of dizzy. Heavy stat cost.

Oh and 1 more.

/KneeHit

Grabs the opponents head and smashes it into his knee. Dizzy effect, massive mind damage.

/purplenurbple

posture down attack

evryone within 20m suffers 200 mind damage. (from the screams)

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/pitsmash

Grab the opponents ehad and smash his face into my armpit. +15KD

/Wedgie -need i say more +10 opponetn is delayed in his next action

Or as Rybushi woild probably want

/AtomicWedgie. remvoes 1000pts form opponents action bar and causes 100 wounds to health.

(Does crying erode the mind pool?)

Wear plasteel pants huh?

Yuck...Ouch...and Ouch (at a high pitch)...

Probably will go over as well as my proposal to SOETyrant to cert Commandos for Flaming Thunder Pants (based on the fact that I gave TH a pair of signed leather hawtpants at the Correspondent Summit last August)...he liked the idea, but feared what type of specials could come of it and especially feared the sound effects potential...

Garvin Lansdowne
Retired Commando Correspondent - Current Blue Glowie
Master Commando / TKM || Architect / Shipwright / Master Droidsmith
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Here's one for the HAR instead :

Used to strike the target very lightly with the tip of the barrel of the weapon

Knocksdown your target for 10 seconds while they roll around in fits of laughter

Delayed for a further 5 secodns while they recover their composure.

Of course, to make this work we'll have to jam a feather into the firing nozzle of the HAR, but at least it will finally be a useful weapon

Wow in one command the HAR has been turned into a melee weapopn.

Two questions though.

1. What kind if feather?

2. If we pick the wrong feather will the devs nerf it?

After all we might just tickle a Jedi to death.

Hmm, hadnt thought of specifics *lol*

I guess the feather question depends on whether or not the HARwould be any good afterwards, if it was, I'd imagine it would be a rare loot drop from mystical FreakinhugeninjaelementaluberPekoPeko, the one that has 6 billion HAM, 100% resists on everything apart from sabers and being slapped with a rubber chicken, and hunts DJK's so it can use their sabers as toothpicks.

In keeping with the Commando tradition of our weapons being utterly useless though, I'd imagine we'd have to pluck the feather from the nether regions of a diseased Pharple