Commando Archive

Dear Developers...

We -The Chefs would like to have the New, Improved Flamethrower Weapon. As it is a Zero Range weapon, no Commando will be willing or insane enough to use such a thing.

However we could make great use of it when making stir-fry. If possible you could give us bonuses to EXP and some really great animations of us cooking with it.

( Tim pictures himself basking in the glory of a Chocolate flambeau, done perfectly, meanwhile, off in the corner a commando collapses in a heap of empty starshine surprise bottles and thinks about joining AA )

Also since the Rocket launcher has the same range and accuracy of a Scud Missile on cocaine, would it be possible to give that to us too?

We could use it to make deliveriesto our customers in the field. Since they would have no fear of damage from it.

Also with a weapon like this we could really rumble and own the Tailors..

Sincerely

'Tim

Jedi Chef-In-Training

Tim,

read this and immediately lmfao after stir-fry, still am thanx roflmfao

ROFL , you have my full support

/bump

This is great! Thanks for the laughs!

dang! this post makes me almost reconsider my career path as Commando-Tailor! too bad i'm tired of food after making it to get all the way through domestic arts IV...

You laugh but I think a Chef could kill a commando....

Rofl.. deserves a bump!

"Mmm, Mmm good"

mmm....bantha...its what's for dinner!

yes, a lightly toasted (and i do mean lightly... maybe something like a slight sunburn) bantha with a gooey minor wort center... but wait! what's this? an extra surprise?!? could it be... could it... yes, i think it IS a commando yet further inside the wort!

Hmmm Maybe a new Dish in honor of the Commando...

Cream-Puff Commando ...?

yeah call them commado-nuts

THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

LMAO ROFL

YOU HAVE PUT IT ALL INTO PERSPECTIVE.