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Narrator: Once upon a time, in a galaxy far...

Teras Kasi: Wait hasn't this line been used?

Pistoleer: Yeah... I saw it in a movie once...

Narrator: Would you guys shut up? I'm trying to start a story!

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away. There was a civil war. The Galactic civil war. It was a very big war....

Teras Kasi: Geeze this guys worse then that narrator from the power puff girls

<Narrator clears his throat> Narrator: Don't make me nerf you. You know you need it! Anyway, this war was between the dark and sinister rebelion and the ingenius emporer with the stupid nameand wrinkled face, seriously this guy has to be pushing 100! What WAS his name anyway? Emporer Parka, Potatoe, Joe....

Pistoleer: Palpatine... And the rebellion wasn't evil!

Narrator: Whos telling the story here? In this war were many soldiers who once fought with blasters and high tech sophisticated weapons of war. Suddenly all that changed, and the most effective way to kill a man suddenly involved hitting him from 20 meters away and knocking him flat on his ass, with your fist.

Pikeman: Uhh when do I get to come into the story?

Narrator: Another effective tactic was to eat healthy foods! Really! In this war, soldiers put popeye to shame with their healthy foods! Spinach was so last tuesday. How could little nasty green leaves keep you from catching fire? Flameout did!

Pikeman: Uhh mr Narrator sir?

Commando: Hey I'm the only one who was so strong they had to make flameout!

Narrator: Shut up you worthless garbage! Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the comunity!

Commando: Hey no one says that about my mama!

Narrator: Go solo a durni.

Pikeman: What about me?

Narrator: So anyway, everyone decided to fight with fists. They did more damage at a faster rate then someone holding a gun and blowing your head off with super hot lasers. Go figure. I didn't say this was the brightest universe...

Teras Kasi: HEY! We aren't uber! Just miss understood!

Commando: And what do you think we are?

Teras Kasi: Gods?

Bounty Hunter: Geeze... now thats irony....

Pistoleer: No thats stupidity, irony is wanting to play a class that spends millions of credits running from shuttle to shuttle and missing them half the time, only to find npcs they have to kill but can't.

Commando: They only miss half the time? Bounty Hunters are way to accurate!

Narrator: Who let the idiot in?

Commando: I hate narrators. Why don't you get out of that stupid box and come down here and insult me to my face you wuss!

Narrator: I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you! <Narrator sticks his tongue out at commando>

Fencer: Geeze....

Pistoleer: Hey! when was the last time anyone nerfed Fencer?

Fencer: Ut oh..

Pikeman: GUYS GUYS GUYS! WHAT ABOUT ME!?

Bounty Hunter: YEAH! I'm sick of fencers blinding me all the time with their little area attacks!

Jedi: Hey everyone!

Bounty Hunter, Fencer, Pistoleer, Narrator, Commando, Teras Kasi: WHAATTTT???

Jedi: Calm yourselves! This is not the way to the light side!

Commando: I'm Imperial I don't give a rats ass about the light side!

Narrator: That figures you big oaf!

Jedi: SILENCE!

Commando: Jerk

Narrator: **edit**

Jedi: SHUT UP!

Dancer: I'm sorry, where is this story heading? I don't even see a plot line.

Musician: Me either, wanna go grab a coffee?

Dancer: Sure! Low fat for me though! Have to watch my figure <dancer falls on the way out> Damn useless falls!

Pikeman: Geezus! A day after valentines day and all hell breaks lose! Can't we all just get along?

Everyone looks at the Pikeman... Long silence...

Narrator: Arsehead

Commando: Fudge packer

Narrator: Nerf herder

Commando: Look whos talking 3!

The End.... Thank god!

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You guys keep reading the post written by the long winded guy you think is an idiot.

The long winded idiot is going to play the game now. Enjoy.

Alex Kel'Jaro: Master Marksman Master Pistoleer Master Commando (working on it)

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a rocket launcher in your backpack.

Lowca- Col Hoopo Gringo 0/0/2/0 Commando, 0/0/0/2 Fencer
Test Center - Ahab Crestingrunner Master Commando and stuff

First player to wear Mandalorian armor

what the heck what you saying poor pikemen i wached a master commando get his silly ares kd+dizzy by one today and wiped in a litel under a minuet i say nerf them

lol i dint get exatly what your point was but it was funy

Theres a point? Felt like this board needed something in it to lighten the mood.

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You guys keep reading the post written by the long winded guy you think is an idiot.

The long winded idiot is going to play the game now. Enjoy.

Alex Kel'Jaro: Master Marksman Master Pistoleer Master Commando (working on it)

Farky
Recce: No idea where we're going, but we're getting there.

ah your right i just read it agen and thats it and extreemly good to

I was making a small attempt at conveying that yes But all the other classes are ignoreing pikemen aswell. The Jedi has a small presence and is quickly ignored, and the entertainers had the best idea (to just gochill). The commando was being a pest to the narrator (as I'm sure commando programing is annoying the devs) and the others were just in to prevent the story from being nothing but commando and narrator exchanging bad yo-mama jokes

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You guys keep reading the post written by the long winded guy you think is an idiot.

The long winded idiot is going to play the game now. Enjoy.

Alex Kel'Jaro: Master Marksman Master Pistoleer Master Commando (working on it)