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**begin transmission**

"Hello everybody, welcome to FanFest XXI". The small crowd simply shuffles it's feet and looks destinctly disinterested. "Now I know all of you are anticipating the up and comming Combat Upgrade, but first I would like to get to know a few of you" The speaker points to a middle aged man that is wearing a Mountain Dew stained Jedi Robe. "You there, you seem to be enthusiastic. Tell me about your-self" The man looks up in suprise with his mouth hanging open (I must say that his mouth is not open due to suprise.....he's just a mouth breather) "My name is Gary, I've been playing SWG for 15 years now. I live in my mother's basement and I almost have all of the "Battle Pope" comics........anybody here go issue 19, I can buy it when my mom picks me up"

The speaker at this point gave the man a shrew'd look and decided that he had best move on, and quickly. "I'm glad you all came and I am glad that I have gotten to know all of you, since we all have that in common I can share with you a little snippit of the documents that we might release sometime in the next few weeks.......that is after we finish patching JTL and add some more high level NPC's and then we got to take a small nap. At that point I would like to go for a small walk down to my apartment, the walk is about 4 miles so I will be tired and have to take another small nap. But I promise when I do all of that we will get right no top of fixing ground combat. I know I know, there is a small problem with Master Chef's going around killing all the Master Jedi's and kill stealing in the DWB and all Night Sister Elders and it will be addressed after the Combat Upgrade I assure you.

Do any of you have any questions?" A small man with glasses raises his hand in the front row. "Someone said there would be free donuts and coffee" all head's turn to the speaker on the podium. "Yes well.....at the time that was issued we did in-fact plan on having donuts and coffee, but we decided that it would be best if we just gave all of you a small packet of croutons and a dixie cup of Swiss Miss chocolate powder" "Well where are they?" said the small man. "I expect those to be arriving somtime this week" "But we all paid $50 to get inhere, and I am hungry, and I got to get home soon because "Jedi Ninja Salesman" is going to be on soon."

"Well we all understand your concern and we will have a meeting about your issues and then I promise a Friday Feature that will address how we plan on addressing your issues." "But that has nothing to do with my question Sir" continued the small man. "Thank you for your concern, are there any other questions?.....No?......Good, Thank you for playing SWG and for comming here today. I will take the list of all of your issues and concerns and do my best to rectify the problems as fast as possible" **In walks George Lucas**

--To be Continued--

Dysinn Rahl (Gorath)
MasterCommando/TKM

"Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur." ("Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.")

Five stars for you!

Sindar Draconis
Level 90 Elder Jedi
Alliance Ace Pilot
Master Politician

/bow Thank you thank you.

/cheer for Steven421

Dysinn Rahl (Gorath)
MasterCommando/TKM

"Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur." ("Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.")

Hahah. Good one. I wonder who the announcer is?..actually, probably better not to guess.

EDIT: Oops, sorry about theaccidental triple post.

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Atilius Crydell

Rebel Colonel & Master Commando (Starsider)