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Thread: FS monkeys that are currently using commando to grind Jedi, lend me your ears...

Ryubushi
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:22 am
#1

I come here, not to insult you (too much), but to save your souls!


Yes, my friends, using commando to grind your bloody FS xp is a SIN. And those that pick up the commando profession to sin, your fate is indeed a horrible one...



(to the tune of "Ghost Riders in the Sky")


An oldFS grinderwent riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty battalion of death tanks he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their barrels were still smoking and their treads were made of bloody steel
Their armor was black and shiny and their hot exhaust he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders driving madly and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi yaaaaay


Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Ghost Commandos in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their BDUs all soaked with sweat
They're riding hard to catch some Jedi, but they ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that battleground up in the sky
On tanks shooting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


Yippie yi yaaaaay


Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Ebay Jedis must dieeeeeee

As the drivers charged on by him he heard one call his name
"If you want to save your soul from Hell a-drivin' on our range
Then commando change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's Jedi, across these endless skies !"


Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Ghost Commandos in the sky
Ghost Commandos in the sky
Ghost Commandos in the sky



Renounceyour grind now and repent before it's too late!






***Valcyn - Lt. Colonel Ryubushi [ONE] of the Empire (the Tank Maniac); Career Master Commando, Master Carbineer, and extremely Anti-NGE.
***Eclipse - Ryushidosha, freelancer; Scaley Master Carbineer, ranger, merc for hire, and general sociopath...that despises the NGE.
***StarSider - Ja'ahn Woo [PYRO] of the Alliance - The Galaxy's first Jawa commando/carbineer...who also hates the NGE.

People like me...because I force them to...with violence!

Samun
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:25 am
#2

!


As a big Highwaymen fan, I must say... that is EXCELLENT.


Thank you!


*digs through his music to find that song*





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[ PHO | Kauri ]
Commando. Those who feel it, know it.
Obey the flame.


nerfherder321
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:28 am
#3

ryu, why dont you tell them the story of the FS Grenade grinder who went to burger king and never came back again, save for his burned and mangled body with the words "COMMANDOS RULE" on his forhead (or brown burnt bit Evidence #2)




Cheat Fetto
Aemen
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:30 am
#4






Ryubushi wrote:

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Ebay Jedis must dieeeeeee





<Cheers!>



Aemen,
Master of Nothing
Ryubushi
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:32 am
#5






nerfherder321 wrote:

ryu, why dont you tell them the story of the FS Grenade grinder who went to burger king and never came back again, save for his burned and mangled body with the words "COMMANDOS RULE" on his forhead (or brown burnt bit Evidence #2)







Because I know nothing of that incident.


I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU HAVE NO PROOF! NONE, I SAY! I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY AND YOU SAW NOTHING!






***Valcyn - Lt. Colonel Ryubushi [ONE] of the Empire (the Tank Maniac); Career Master Commando, Master Carbineer, and extremely Anti-NGE.
***Eclipse - Ryushidosha, freelancer; Scaley Master Carbineer, ranger, merc for hire, and general sociopath...that despises the NGE.
***StarSider - Ja'ahn Woo [PYRO] of the Alliance - The Galaxy's first Jawa commando/carbineer...who also hates the NGE.

People like me...because I force them to...with violence!

mack53
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:33 am
#6






Ryubushi wrote:

I come here, not to insult you (too much), but to save your souls!


Yes, my friends, using commando to grind your bloody FS xp is a SIN. And those that pick up the commando profession to sin, your fate is indeed a horrible one...



(to the tune of "Ghost Riders in the Sky")


An oldFS grinderwent riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty battalion of death tanks he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their barrels were still smoking and their treads were made of bloody steel
Their armor was black and shiny and their hot exhaust he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders driving madly and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi yaaaaay


Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Ghost Commandos in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their BDUs all soaked with sweat
They're riding hard to catch some Jedi, but they ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that battleground up in the sky
On tanks shooting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


Yippie yi yaaaaay


Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Ebay Jedis must dieeeeeee

As the drivers charged on by him he heard one call his name
"If you want to save your soul from Hell a-drivin' on our range
Then commando change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's Jedi, across these endless skies !"


Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Yippie yi Ohhhhh

Ghost Commandos in the sky
Ghost Commandos in the sky
Ghost Commandos in the sky



Renounceyour grind now and repent before it's too late!







Any one who can take a Johnny Cash song and turn it into that has some talent.



"I am editing the movies, pray I dont edit them any further"- George Lucas
DarkainHellfire
Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:40 am
#7

I have no hate for FS grinders who do that, but people who say the love commando just for the grenades...that's whenI lose all hope =(




Master Bounty Hunter - Master Pistoleer - Master Marksman
Eege
Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:21 pm
#8

Dude, Mack. Love the sig!!! It made my Friday just that much better.



Eege~ Elder Master Commando ~
"Master Windu. I worked very hard to gain that title, and I've worked even harder to deserve it. I prefer that you use it." Mace Windu - Shatterpoint
StarNick
Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:28 pm
#9





Ryubushi wrote:




nerfherder321 wrote:

ryu, why dont you tell them the story of the FS Grenade grinder who went to burger king and never came back again, save for his burned and mangled body with the words "COMMANDOS RULE" on his forhead (or brown burnt bit Evidence #2)








Because I know nothing of that incident.


I DIDN'T DO IT! YOU HAVE NO PROOF! NONE, I SAY! I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY AND YOU SAW NOTHING!






Heh...the "No Nothings" we are!


Ryubushi, excellent post 5-stars!!!




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GunFu
Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:35 pm
#10

Silly jedi grinders, dont they know all you need is C12 nades and not commando. /shakehead



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Dark Lightsaber Master

I earned it...did you?
Ovakito
Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:08 am
#11

I love this forum... i feel bad for taking up commando in part for fs, but also because i like watching things burn under the might of my flamethrower, . So call me a quasi-sinner, But i am truely moved by this masterpiece...

Message Edited by Ovakito on 03-04-2005 12:15 PM



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