Commando Archive

Saskarna blew dust off old flame thrower to see if duracell still work. To surprise the mighty flamer set fire to wall in house. Fortunately I keep fire extinguisher in pocket, so put out flame with minimal damage, house now have nice window where wall used to be. Saskarna run outside to play with friends the flesh eating chuba. She see one 64m away, to surprise, saskarna is able to hit chuba, knocks crazed beast on floor in flame of death…but somehow silly chuba gets up despite napalm and is healing itself as it run towards saskarna. Not wanting to burn new shoes since her favorite tailor quite after the CURB. Saskarna did out grenade. Reaching back to throw grenade with perfect arm saskarna is amazed to see CSR type person holding saskarna arm and counting. I ask what you count for? He say, shh, counting to random number before I allow you to throw grenade. Him tell saskarna it for balancing purposes. Saskarna only used to balance for weighing sugar and flour to make cakes any other balance concept to confusing for saskarna brains. Finally deciding CSR taking too much time, saskarna put grenade back in bottomless pocket, smile at CSR and thank them politely for their time and assistance. Saskarna always like having hand held in times of doubt, especially by reassuring and loving CSR of the Sith Oppression Empire (SOE) Me give chuba some nice spices and he agree to leave saskarna alone. Funny thing happens then, as fire goes out, chuba die. Saskarna will ponder for rest of day why he become healthy while my fire burns his flesh to crispy tea leaves and yet die after flame gone. Very sad thing, saskarna would have liked sweet crispy chuba as pet.

Heading to town to see if I can find some hunting parties to destroy mightiest beast of SWG universe known as vynock saskarna receives death threats and zOMG!!!!1111 it’s a lag causing commando. Outpost clears most quickly. Saskarna smell armpits, not smelly today. Check special number thing on HUD and see net speed is very speedy today. Maybe due to slow dial up people suddenly leaving outpost. I shall ponder this oddness for today also. Since I know armpits are lemony fresh thanks to old deodrant I found under bed. I remove 23 1 packs of grenades from my fast bar to make room for more useful buttons like logout and holocron, and respec, since the respec command is so long, saskarna never remember it, and napalm have knack of melting skin from hand….previous place saskarna write words to type. Putting all my specials into remaing boxes…oh, only 2, seems to saskarna commandos being the uber fighters of most armed services saskarna need more specials, but not just cos fastbar now look very empty.

Much change since old commando days, but saskarna feel comfortable in her abilities. Must remember next time to place appointment with CSR for grenade. Saskarna feel like this way she can ask to throw a grenade next Tuesday and CSR can count and be ready to let saskarna arm go immedietly when she need boom, rather than unrealistic delays like saskarna have brain problem from smelling too much napalm or popping to many stims in her time. Saskarna no stim addict *tsss* ahhh

Welcome back Saskarna!

I think im the only one left around here who remembers you

I love your posts, keep em coming!!