Commando Archive
Thread: Reflections on Commando
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PrObLeMs
Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:30 am
#1
I like commando, they have really really really big guns, and I like really really really big guns. Having really big guns is fun. Below are reflections about commando.
Flamethrower:
I LIVE to see flamethrowers. They remind me of flowers, and yellow. Especially yellow. Did you know that when I see people shoot flamethrowers, I lag a lot? That is such a good tactic for Commandos. Use your flamethrower to kill people with lag. I was once on this hunting party for Krayts, and I had a commando in my group. He used his flamethrower, and my screen started lagging so badly that I asked him if he wanted to go eat some eggs after the fight, and then he said yeah, so I was happy.
Grenades:
Same as the flamethrower, except that this time they remind me of black. Don't ask me why... I mean black as in Darth Vader black, or Mozart black. Not black people. I don't get it. Why do people call black people black? They aren't black! Their skin is colored darker than white people's. White people shouldn't even be called white people! That's racist! They're PEACH! Wait a minute, racist is for races, and white and black isn't really a race, so it should be called skin-ist. Also, what's up with white and black movies? They used to be called black and white movies, but now they changed the name around. Damn. Off topic again.
Acid Rifle:
I wish it would shoot out bigger projectiles. I mean, the gun is ENORMOUS, but you get this thing that's smaller than the wasp emotes on Tatooine. Why can't ID'ers get wasp emotes? They get a "hornet's nest" emote, but that's really ugly, and reminds me of yellow, which brings me back to flamethrowers, which brings me back to lag. I hate lag. There are two kinds of lag, screen lag, and connection lag. Once I was talking to a friend on SWG, and she's like "Hey! What's up!" And then I had just started a duel with a commando friend, and we were talking in tells, and I wanted him to blow me up with grenades, so I typed /r, and I was like "Blow me", not realizing that I was talking to her. And she's like "What?" and I'm like /r "Oops, I'm sorry. I ..." then I hit enter by accident, and I guess the message didn't go through, so I finished the sentance and said "Suck it", but I really meant to write "I suck at it [typing]", so she got really mad, and put me on ignore, so then I had to go burst run circles around her, which she didn't like.
Flamethrower:
I LIVE to see flamethrowers. They remind me of flowers, and yellow. Especially yellow. Did you know that when I see people shoot flamethrowers, I lag a lot? That is such a good tactic for Commandos. Use your flamethrower to kill people with lag. I was once on this hunting party for Krayts, and I had a commando in my group. He used his flamethrower, and my screen started lagging so badly that I asked him if he wanted to go eat some eggs after the fight, and then he said yeah, so I was happy.
Grenades:
Same as the flamethrower, except that this time they remind me of black. Don't ask me why... I mean black as in Darth Vader black, or Mozart black. Not black people. I don't get it. Why do people call black people black? They aren't black! Their skin is colored darker than white people's. White people shouldn't even be called white people! That's racist! They're PEACH! Wait a minute, racist is for races, and white and black isn't really a race, so it should be called skin-ist. Also, what's up with white and black movies? They used to be called black and white movies, but now they changed the name around. Damn. Off topic again.
Acid Rifle:
I wish it would shoot out bigger projectiles. I mean, the gun is ENORMOUS, but you get this thing that's smaller than the wasp emotes on Tatooine. Why can't ID'ers get wasp emotes? They get a "hornet's nest" emote, but that's really ugly, and reminds me of yellow, which brings me back to flamethrowers, which brings me back to lag. I hate lag. There are two kinds of lag, screen lag, and connection lag. Once I was talking to a friend on SWG, and she's like "Hey! What's up!" And then I had just started a duel with a commando friend, and we were talking in tells, and I wanted him to blow me up with grenades, so I typed /r, and I was like "Blow me", not realizing that I was talking to her. And she's like "What?" and I'm like /r "Oops, I'm sorry. I ..." then I hit enter by accident, and I guess the message didn't go through, so I finished the sentance and said "Suck it", but I really meant to write "I suck at it [typing]", so she got really mad, and put me on ignore, so then I had to go burst run circles around her, which she didn't like.
WeissHengst
Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:29 am
#3
lol sorry about your girlfriend. Are you on crack by the way?
PrObLeMs wrote:
I like commando, they have really really really big guns, and I like really really really big guns. Having really big guns is fun. Below are reflections about commando.
Flamethrower:
I LIVE to see flamethrowers. They remind me of flowers, and yellow. Especially yellow. Did you know that when I see people shoot flamethrowers, I lag a lot? That is such a good tactic for Commandos. Use your flamethrower to kill people with lag. I was once on this hunting party for Krayts, and I had a commando in my group. He used his flamethrower, and my screen started lagging so badly that I asked him if he wanted to go eat some eggs after the fight, and then he said yeah, so I was happy.
Grenades:
Same as the flamethrower, except that this time they remind me of black. Don't ask me why... I mean black as in Darth Vader black, or Mozart black. Not black people. I don't get it. Why do people call black people black? They aren't black! Their skin is colored darker than white people's. White people shouldn't even be called white people! That's racist! They're PEACH! Wait a minute, racist is for races, and white and black isn't really a race, so it should be called skin-ist. Also, what's up with white and black movies? They used to be called black and white movies, but now they changed the name around. Damn. Off topic again.
Acid Rifle:
I wish it would shoot out bigger projectiles. I mean, the gun is ENORMOUS, but you get this thing that's smaller than the wasp emotes on Tatooine. Why can't ID'ers get wasp emotes? They get a "hornet's nest" emote, but that's really ugly, and reminds me of yellow, which brings me back to flamethrowers, which brings me back to lag. I hate lag. There are two kinds of lag, screen lag, and connection lag. Once I was talking to a friend on SWG, and she's like "Hey! What's up!" And then I had just started a duel with a commando friend, and we were talking in tells, and I wanted him to blow me up with grenades, so I typed /r, and I was like "Blow me", not realizing that I was talking to her. And she's like "What?" and I'm like /r "Oops, I'm sorry. I ..." then I hit enter by accident, and I guess the message didn't go through, so I finished the sentance and said "Suck it", but I really meant to write "I suck at it [typing]", so she got really mad, and put me on ignore, so then I had to go burst run circles around her, which she didn't like.
inlord
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:42 am
#4
/Agree
lol sorry about your girlfriend. Are you on crack by the way?
zep95
Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:02 am
#7
If yourmachine can't handlegraphics you have to turn down the video settings.
It would be nice if SWG could save settings in a .cfg file. When I'm out in the wilderness soloing, i like the settings set high. In cNet, I set them as low as possible and rarely use the chase cam. I also wish I could toggle walk/run without having to press and holda key or having to select from a list and checking 'ok'.
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