Commando Archive
Thread: The new commando special moves! (humor)
1) Lag Shot
Weapon: Launcher Pistol
Description: Shoots an insane blast of particles at your enemy causing them to suffer massive framerate drops. Use this to your advantage.
2)Laughing Shot
Weapon: Acid Rifle
Description: Hits your opponent for 15 damage. Induces hysterical uncontrolable laughteron all in the area of effect.
3) Coolness Attack
Weapon: Flamethrower
Description: Shoots an amazingly rendered blast of flame at your opponent causing them to be stunned by its coolness. Makes them /t you "Is commando any good." This is where you switch to pistol and 2 shot them dead.
Yeah im done.
You forgot:
4) Run Like A Scared Little Girl
Description: After shooting the bunny rabbit with your acid rifle for 4 points of damage and it comes to attack you use this special to get the hel out of Dodge. On the plus side it makes you run faster then Burst Run. On the negative side you run with your hands up in the air screaming at the top of your lungs.
5) Lag Shot 2 - AOE Lag Shot, but all Brawlers can no longer see their target and lag on top of that.
Advantage - Pretty fireworks.
Disadvantage - Activates AOE /duel and /kick and /say "**edit**?!?!"