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Saskarna has not been able to post here in the last few days. She was given a small blue box by a tandoshan. Presumably in an effort to distract her from life. MMMmmmmm, so blue. AHEM...such a strange little thing. It glows and is box like. Saskarna not sure the point of such a silly looking box. I spend last few days bouncing box on floor and walls. She hope to break silly box, but so far, box still not in many pieces.

Just today Saskarna find out this box is cause of all manner of problems. She told that the reason the air around the star ports is so think Saskarna have trouble to walk into building. Is because of little blue box. People Saskarna is told like to stand in front of start port and scream to get sales. Saskarna has bad hearing, so she never notice anything more than people who could be dead.

Another problem from blue box is something called grinder. Saskarna told this is reason why she never can find someone to help her. Since blue box told everyone to be a chef. Saskarna have no need for food since swallowing proton grenade for bet.

Main anger comes from holocron control over galaxy. One smart commando told Saskarna before being killed by freak wind blowing proton grenade into pants told Saskarna this blue box cause biggest problem. He say blue box cause nerfs. Nerfs make Saskarna VERY angry. Insightful dead man tell of how box made people choose to be people who are mighty powerful and fear similar power from commando. He say box force them to call for nerf against will. Finally Saskarna break from trance and strap grenade to box. She place box in large field and stand well back. Pointing not yet nerfed flamethrower at box she fires..miss..and again...miss. Saskarna get closer, silly non-moving blue box thing him clevererererer than Saskarna. She fire,...miss..fire...miss. blue box being very insolent. Saskarna think of reverse psychology, and apply to grenade. She think, if she can throw grenade at mean person and kill self, maybe if she throw grenade at self, it kill box. Saskarna bounces 16 grenades off head to be sure one reaches box. 15 miss box but don't incap Saskarna with wounds. So far so good. Final grenade bounce of Saskarna head and cause massive detonation. Evil nerf box pieces now spread randomly across landscape.

Saskarna learn from this blue boxes are bad and cause galaxy problems. She learn blue box cause too many chefs and she know that many chefs spoil broth, apparently. She also know she not hit barn door in front of face with flamethrower. But at least when trigger is pulled something comes out. HAR is still dumberer than Saskarna leg hairs. Saskarna also know, swallowing proton grenade can be bad for health.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
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Saskarna think of reverse psychology, and apply to grenade. She think, if she can throw grenade at mean person and kill self, maybe if she throw grenade at self, it kill box. Saskarna bounces 16 grenades off head to be sure one reaches box. 15 miss box but don't incap Saskarna with wounds. So far so good.

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RK-31
In memory of Stormtrooper Detachment Epsilon
We will not become a shadow of our former self

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When the Star Wars world ends, my reason for being here ends. Thank you Helios_SOE for making that clear to me

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