Commando Archive

Saskarna in very bad mood today. She tired of silly people. You know, hypocrites. They tell Saskarna and other people, you must do this, yet they turn and do what you must not. They say flamer is bad, yet rifle is worse. They say you must fight this way because you are invincible. Yet to Saskarna they are the ones who are invincible. Saskarna grows tired of silly hypocrites. She would use flamesingl2 on them all, it she knew she wouldn't miss and get her butt handed to here with her flamer rammed in the hole like a decorative flower inset. Saskarna so angry, she not able to think clearly. She obviously miss something very important. Yet even in the few times she not maiming the only things that missing a few times wont allow them to kill her. She is not able to decipher this conundrum.

Saskarnas bad mood today comes from sudden awakening. Why she not think of this already she never will know. Saskarna thinks hypocrites want to be the best. They make things hard for commando so they can be best. But Saskarna thinks this not whole picture. Since they would need gods to change the physics in this galaxy. She sit and think more. Then it hits. Saskarna realize gods like chefs and unarmed fighters more than commandos. Why else would Saskarna have to go to boxing school to be a commando? Unless it was the gods doing. They want Saskarna to be so happy boxing she forget about fun she might have as commando. Saskarna did not fall for this cheap trick and now would rather fight with flawed aim in her rifle than fight with gloves. She look at shiny grenades and HAR that never have been used and see gods must hate her, since nothing works. After bashing myself across the head a few times with HAR, only good use for HAR, should try it in times of confusion. Saskarna truly sobers up and realize. All hope is lost for Saskarna. She never will enjoy commando as much since those clever scientists invented portable watering can for fire prevention. She will never comprehend how chefs have power to stop flames in bread. Yet they must be very powerful and she feels more invincible than silly commando.

So what is Saskarna to do? I have contemplated turning voritors to jello with HAR. But realize, this no fun since HAR sucks balls, gumballs obviously. Saskarna tries to incinerate voritor, but realize after one hit with flamesingle all other napalm streams bounce off creature in mysterious manner and hit trees and bushes. While Saskarna used to missing, she not used to knowing that gods have protected silly voritor with energy shield to prevent over burning. Saskarna glad of this though, she often over barbeque her dinner. Not thanks to the gods, it is always medium which is good pink center and juicy tenderness. Blackened voritor is off the menu.

So Saskarna look on bright side, gods have added barbeque control, they have added fire extinguishers for those who don't wish for big wounds to be caused by flamer. But Saskarna not sure why they have not added anti bacterial cream for diseases, since Saskarna knows these not go away until death or doctor heal. Saskarna thinks most problems could be solved by a cyanide pill issued to all clones. But think this would be good solution to all evils and therefore bad. So Saskarna will endure huge wounds from mean combat medics, knowing that everyone will no longer be afraid of flamer. This makes Saskarna a little happier knowing she now not take too much time from day to duel Saskarna. She also happy for all creatures but durnis, who now know they will be cooked to perfection. Assuming Saskarna can even hit them. She still have trouble hitting broad side of barn.

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I dont know why it takes my paragraphs out sometimes, but that seems better

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Daniel' Judson-Leonheart