Commando Archive
Thread: My morning story
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SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:33 am
#1
Saskarna got up this morning, looked out her window....oh wait, my house doesnt have windows....saskarna woke up and realised she was dreaming. I wonder what those acr things were in my dream, hmmm. Sas walked through her mis shapen bedroom grabbing her duster and combat boots. What do i need for breakfast, oh, that was that dream things. Sas walks outside and pull her swoop speeder out of her back pocket and jumps on. speeding across the talus countryside looking for trouble. Some torur look inviting, sas jumps from her bike and grab the first weapon she can from her pocket. the Acid rifle....should be challenging. after melting the tortur into goo i put the acid rifle back in my pocket and move on to the imperial outpost. After shouting some crap at people i get to duel a few people. Pulling my flamer out each time and napalming them to dust, laughing at their corpses and receiving curse tells....presumably a mistell, since im not that bad, or any of those horrible things. but, saskarna must digress, cursing tells are highly amusing. one friendly guy tries to help one of saskarnas targets by using this new fangled fire extinguisher, it explodes in his hand and kills him too. for a laugh i go to dathomir and kill 2 rancors with my launcher pistol. wow i love being commando. Using hide and bone, and some nitroglycerin i craft some uber grenade and mines and laugh as unfortunate opposing faction members walk over them and die. the sun begins to set so i hop on a shuttle for home, acing 6 idiots players who call commandos evil i laugh and spit on all of them, before healing them to let me get one more chance to destroy them. as i db them, they accidentally call me bad things cos they didnt clone. i pull my speeder out of my pocket and sore home just as the sun vanishes.......i fall out of bed. saskarna was only dreaming, i look at my shiny never been touched acid rifle, my launcher pistol kicked under my bed and the pile of grenades and heavy weapons i bought BEFORE i realised the sucked badly. i look on the wall at my dog eared master commando certificate and wonder why i ever botherd. then i look at my war worn, beat up flamer and smile warmly.a tear forms, the one true love in this hostile galaxy will soon be ruined. i pull the covers over my head mutter some bad things to myself and go back to sleep, today is not a good day to kill
tacwraith
Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:41 am
#2
this one gets an award from me
and a scholarship to attend Paragraphs 101 ![]()
TechnoHic
Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:05 am
#3
Carnage wants to dream to! lol
Seriously, since they want to nerf the FT so bad, cant they first let me use it in "GOD" mode that they say I have? If I could just havea moment like that, I would be happy.
SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:56 pm
#4
just for you, i will practice my paragraphs next time
tacwraith wrote:
this one gets an award from me
and a scholarship to attend Paragraphs 101
SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:33 pm
#6
wait until you see tomorrows story
already typed up since im gonna be busy tomorrow 
thepunisher286
Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:56 pm
#10
/snaps
snaps for saskarna , awsome post -
the story realy connect to every master commando yano?
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