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Thread: My morning story

SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:33 am
#1

Saskarna got up this morning, looked out her window....oh wait, my house doesnt have windows....saskarna woke up and realised she was dreaming. I wonder what those acr things were in my dream, hmmm. Sas walked through her mis shapen bedroom grabbing her duster and combat boots. What do i need for breakfast, oh, that was that dream things. Sas walks outside and pull her swoop speeder out of her back pocket and jumps on. speeding across the talus countryside looking for trouble. Some torur look inviting, sas jumps from her bike and grab the first weapon she can from her pocket. the Acid rifle....should be challenging. after melting the tortur into goo i put the acid rifle back in my pocket and move on to the imperial outpost. After shouting some crap at people i get to duel a few people. Pulling my flamer out each time and napalming them to dust, laughing at their corpses and receiving curse tells....presumably a mistell, since im not that bad, or any of those horrible things. but, saskarna must digress, cursing tells are highly amusing. one friendly guy tries to help one of saskarnas targets by using this new fangled fire extinguisher, it explodes in his hand and kills him too. for a laugh i go to dathomir and kill 2 rancors with my launcher pistol. wow i love being commando. Using hide and bone, and some nitroglycerin i craft some uber grenade and mines and laugh as unfortunate opposing faction members walk over them and die. the sun begins to set so i hop on a shuttle for home, acing 6 idiots players who call commandos evil i laugh and spit on all of them, before healing them to let me get one more chance to destroy them. as i db them, they accidentally call me bad things cos they didnt clone. i pull my speeder out of my pocket and sore home just as the sun vanishes.......i fall out of bed. saskarna was only dreaming, i look at my shiny never been touched acid rifle, my launcher pistol kicked under my bed and the pile of grenades and heavy weapons i bought BEFORE i realised the sucked badly. i look on the wall at my dog eared master commando certificate and wonder why i ever botherd. then i look at my war worn, beat up flamer and smile warmly.a tear forms, the one true love in this hostile galaxy will soon be ruined. i pull the covers over my head mutter some bad things to myself and go back to sleep, today is not a good day to kill
tacwraith
Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:41 am
#2

this one gets an award from me



and a scholarship to attend Paragraphs 101






'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

TechnoHic
Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:05 am
#3

Carnage wants to dream to! lol


Seriously, since they want to nerf the FT so bad, cant they first let me use it in "GOD" mode that they say I have? If I could just havea moment like that, I would be happy.





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Carnage' - Master Munitions Trader
Nobunoga Oda - Bounty Hunter >
SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:56 pm
#4






tacwraith wrote:

this one gets an award from me



and a scholarship to attend Paragraphs 101






just for you, i will practice my paragraphs next time thanks for the scholarship, i needed it, hehe. too much death, and not enough time to practice writing. the above story i noted on a blood stained napkin i had in my pocket after battle. come to think of it, that muon gold has been messing with my head lately, i shall try to cut back hehe

zenixoda
Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:12 pm
#5

so true 5 stars



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George Carlin "Think for a moment about flamethrowers. The fact that we have them at all. What it indicates to me is that at some point, some person said to himself, "Look at all those people across the road. What i wouldn't give to set them on fire. But i'm much to far away. If only there was some device that would shoot flames on them"
SasKarna
Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:33 pm
#6

wait until you see tomorrows story already typed up since im gonna be busy tomorrow
TechnoHic
Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:35 pm
#7

s long as its got chics, spice and napalm I love it.



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Elder Commando
Carnage' - Master Munitions Trader
Nobunoga Oda - Bounty Hunter >
Aidn
Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:28 pm
#8

/agreee


/sigh


What a pleasant dream...




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Yachew
Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:34 pm
#9

Haha great story 5 woowoo!



-Yachew
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thepunisher286
Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:56 pm
#10

/snaps


snaps for saskarna , awsome post -


the story realy connect to every master commando yano?
KaptainKrude
Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:44 am
#11

/smile




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