Commando Archive
Thread: Make the bad man go away
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SasKarna
Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:05 am
#1
Another fine day on talus. Saskarna can tell these things by the light that comes through her skylight in the morning, noon, and nighttime. I put on my ball gown…commandos must always look good when they kill. And walk outside. The skylight lied to Saskarna, it’s raining. A quick change later and a shower in my crafting room when I broke the water container Saskarna leaves dressed in a heavy pair of combat pants, combat jacket and a nice bio engineered sweater. The sun is out, Saskarna hate weather. In the way only I can, I pull my swoop bike from my pocket, boy I love deep pockets. Mount up and ride out
Today Saskarna feels coronet is worth a visit. As I get to close to a tree on the way to the imperial outpost, a branch smashed Saskarna in the face, I realize I must not go to coronet or I may never leave. Instead I will visit dantooine. Saskarna goes through the usual ritual of ticket buying, waiting, and running to get next ticket before shuttle leaves and jets flame her sunguard again, dantooine is where she mysteriously appears from the ethos. One half of her body on one side of a barbed fence, the other half on the other side, plus in portion of crate. After walking from this curious position, Saskarna finds crate full of bad meat. While Saskarna nose not so good anymore thanks to heat from napalm ruining all sense of smell, obviously somebody has good smell. Since they feel it necessary to make bad comments about Saskarna
Mean person tells Saskarna she sucks things that momma told her never to play with since it leads to bad health issues and small creatures more destructive than Saskarna herself. Curiously I figure I should try to solve this person’s attitude problem. But more curiously Saskarna feels like I must try to see if this is a person I have melted with my flamethrower once and not apologized. Politely Saskarna asks what the deal is, more politely the person with funny hair calls Saskarna some mean things making Saskarna laugh at him. Perhaps this was not the best way to try to apologize for my evil presence. The mean person finally pukes out muon gold and makes more sense to Saskarna. My evil deed is I am a cowardly person who cannot play very well. This Saskarna finds is her only reason for wanting to be a commando. This mean person hurts Saskarna feeling a little bit with mean words intermixed with what appears to be jealousy
Saskarna feels like he may not understand the commando very well and explains why she leaves her acid rifle mounted on the wall at home and the pistol kicked under the bed. She tries hard to explain why she piles up her special weapons in the corner. But the mean person only laughs and insults Saskarna. At this point, seeing sadness in my face, friendly doctor choose to give me free buffs and suggests I injure the mean person. But Saskarna is not mean; she just likes to burn things and blow things up. This is the commando’s way, this is why I choose to be a commando, and I like noise and dead animal. Saskarna not an st00pid person though, she have good brain and can read the darth vader comics very well, they have many easy pictures to read. She say thankyou to doctor and put on composite armor to match mean person and does this to be funny, she say we look like twins you nasty brawler who sleeps always to get very much power in his fists. The silly tka challenge Saskarna to a duel. Knowing that the gods of the galaxy would have Saskarna to die with silly flamethrower, I feel this may let mean man realize I am not a god myself. High on some muon gold I popped and am totally hooked on, I accept duel and use my massive sheet of flame to cause damage to mean unarmed gentleman who knock my on my butt. Fortunately armor has big pad in butt area and I don’t hurt soft little booty. I get a few more shots in before I get incapped. As I lay on the ground hearing how I suck and cant play and should have stayed home, napalm knocks mean man on floor too, tune begins to play and yellow writing shows mean words on my chat bar, mistells I presume. As I manage to get up, I slip and fall on mean man which apparently kills him. I explain this was an accident, but mean man continues to cry. I find this very unfortunate, but I sense he may never forgive me. Instead he prays to the gods they take my flamethrower away and make me use shiny acid rifle instead. I tink the gods have agreed with the mean man, since they smite my flamer a little every day in their words. I see new cracks appearing and fear the worst for my sweetheart. Saskarna encourages other commandos not to dispair. She has plenty of spare grenades they can use if the worst happens
SasKarna
Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:55 am
#2
ok i know it was a little long, my next one will be short like the last one 
promise
promise
tacwraith
Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:59 am
#3
Another fine day on talus. Saskarna can tell these things by the light that comes through her skylight in the morning, noon, and nighttime. I put on my ball gown…commandos must always look good when they kill. And walk outside. The skylight lied to Saskarna, it’s raining. A quick change later and a shower in my crafting room when I broke the water container Saskarna leaves dressed in a heavy pair of combat pants, combat jacket and a nice bio engineered sweater. The sun is out, Saskarna hate weather. In the way only I can, I pull my swoop bike from my pocket, boy I love deep pockets.
Mount up and ride out. Today Saskarna feels coronet is worth a visit. As I get to close to a tree on the way to the imperial outpost, a branch smashed Saskarna in the face, I realize I must not go to coronet or I may never leave. Instead I will visit dantooine. Saskarna goes through the usual ritual of ticket buying, waiting, and running to get next ticket before shuttle leaves and jets flame her sunguard again, dantooine is where she mysteriously appears from the ethos.
One half of her body on one side of a barbed fence, the other half on the other side, plus in portion of crate. After walking from this curious position, Saskarna finds crate full of bad meat. While Saskarna nose not so good anymore thanks to heat from napalm ruining all sense of smell, obviously somebody has good smell. Since they feel it necessary to make bad comments about Saskarna .Mean person tells Saskarna she sucks things that momma told her never to play with since it leads to bad health issues and small creatures more destructive than Saskarna herself. Curiously I figure I should try to solve this person’s attitude problem. But more curiously Saskarna feels like I must try to see if this is a person I have melted with my flamethrower once and not apologized. Politely Saskarna asks what the deal is, more politely the person with funny hair calls Saskarna some mean things making Saskarna laugh at him. Perhaps this was not the best way to try to apologize for my evil presence.
The mean person finally pukes out muon gold and makes more sense to Saskarna. My evil deed is I am a cowardly person who cannot play very well. This Saskarna finds is her only reason for wanting to be a commando. This mean person hurts Saskarna feeling a little bit with mean words intermixed with what appears to be jealousy
Saskarna feels like he may not understand the commando very well and explains why she leaves her acid rifle mounted on the wall at home and the pistol kicked under the bed. She tries hard to explain why she piles up her special weapons in the corner. But the mean person only laughs and insults Saskarna. At this point, seeing sadness in my face, friendly doctor choose to give me free buffs and suggests I injure the mean person. But Saskarna is not mean; she just likes to burn things and blow things up.
This is the commando’s way, this is why I choose to be a commando, and I like noise and dead animal. Saskarna not an st00pid person though, she have good brain and can read the darth vader comics very well, they have many easy pictures to read. She say thankyou to doctor and put on composite armor to match mean person and does this to be funny, she say we look like twins you nasty brawler who sleeps always to get very much power in his fists. The silly tka challenge Saskarna to a duel. Knowing that the gods of the galaxy would have Saskarna to die with silly flamethrower, I feel this may let mean man realize I am not a god myself. High on some muon gold I popped and am totally hooked on, I accept duel and use my massive sheet of flame to cause damage to mean unarmed gentleman who knock my on my butt.
Fortunately armor has big pad in butt area and I don’t hurt soft little booty. I get a few more shots in before I get incapped. As I lay on the ground hearing how I suck and cant play and should have stayed home, napalm knocks mean man on floor too, tune begins to play and yellow writing shows mean words on my chat bar, mistells I presume. As I manage to get up, I slip and fall on mean man which apparently kills him. I explain this was an accident, but mean man continues to cry. I find this very unfortunate, but I sense he may never forgive me. Instead he prays to the gods they take my flamethrower away and make me use shiny acid rifle instead. I tink the gods have agreed with the mean man, since they smite my flamer a little every day in their words. I see new cracks appearing and fear the worst for my sweetheart.
Saskarna encourages other commandos not to dispair. She has plenty of spare grenades they can use if the worst happens
*wipes blood off his eyes*
agh.. the pain...
TechnoHic
Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:04 am
#4
lol .."sucks things that momma told her never to play with..." lol
SasKarna
Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:02 am
#6
hey you i only just started paragraphs 101.....actually i had it set like that, but when i copied it from word, this forum kept telling me i didnt have permision to edit HTML and a lot of mean red stuff to complain at me in attempt to try and confuse the poor dumb technology shy commando. but i beat it into submission with the butt of my otherwise useless acid rifle and it worked, cept i beat all the spaces out from between paragraphs. *hand tacwraith a cloth with blood on it* here, dry your eyes, its embarassing to have a commando bleeding people might think we are crap or something 
lol
people might think we are crap or something lol
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