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Thread: Saskarna hits the Holonets
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SasKarna
Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:14 pm
#1
Welcome one and all from dantooine to lok to Holonet fishing. First id like to introduce our guest, Saskarna….erm, sas, please stop burning the studio audience, thanks……
It came as a big shock to Saskarna to receive invite to holonet show.
I think it cos of mighty long story I write about mean man. Letter say to Saskarna she have good hunting skills and would be ideal star for new show with icoght an-asscrevice. Saskarna make big mistake right at start of live show, she think someone in audience make fun of her flamer, so she incinerate 50% of studio audience by accident.
It came as a big shock to Saskarna to receive invite to holonet show.
I think it cos of mighty long story I write about mean man. Letter say to Saskarna she have good hunting skills and would be ideal star for new show with icoght an-asscrevice. Saskarna make big mistake right at start of live show, she think someone in audience make fun of her flamer, so she incinerate 50% of studio audience by accident.
She apologise, but other 50% of audience never speak, smile or clap for rest of show.
Shame really, Saskarna think show quite good fun. Mr asscrevice talk long time about fishes, make Saskarna stomach ache with hunger.
Being big time survivalist, Saskarna reach over to remains of nearby dead person and eat fresh barbeque.
She think it silly to waste good food and mom told Saskarna to never waste good food either.
50% of audience makes a big smelly mess on floor that make icoght vomit and feel bad.
Fortunately Saskarna has no sense of smell thanks to heat from napalm, so she take a minute to understand problem. Icoght suggests we hurry outside to big naboo lake, Saskarna forget name, she only cared about how much to be paid for starring in show to worry with where she was.
Icoght brings out fishing rod and tells Saskarna how she must fish in ancient lake with many rare and beautiful fish. He say they only can be found in this lake and no other, so we must be gentle and thoughtful to fish here. Saskarna gets shaky, she not kill for at least 10 minutes the blood thirst get bad after that long and no muon gold to make her feel better. she tell asscrevice she show him best way to get plenty fish for eating. Reaching into deep pockets and moving swoop bike to the side, she find among pocket lint big proton grenade and throw into water. After short wait, water splash and nice thumping noise shakes weak holonet presenter to feet. All fish in lake float to top of water and Saskarna grabs nearest fish. She proud method work better than silly wooden stick with string on it. Asscrevice make some silly remark about commandos weapons being to powerful.
This angers Saskarna more than n00b with a smart mouth so she uses flamsingle2 to show him just how silly he is.
She turn to building with other 50% of audience and uses her rocket launcher to level the silly holonet studio.
Eating what I assume is a fish, my mind suddenly racing. Saskarna now awake in some rubble, sign say this used to be player city….but Saskarna see no houses or people, just dust and bricks…..me think I did something naughty.
Saskarna decide it best to leave quickly and hope the imperial police not find out and make her into an example like teacher did in school once.
I think it cos of mighty long story I write about mean man. Letter say to Saskarna she have good hunting skills and would be ideal star for new show with icoght an-asscrevice. Saskarna make big mistake right at start of live show, she think someone in audience make fun of her flamer, so she incinerate 50% of studio audience by accident.
It came as a big shock to Saskarna to receive invite to holonet show.
I think it cos of mighty long story I write about mean man. Letter say to Saskarna she have good hunting skills and would be ideal star for new show with icoght an-asscrevice. Saskarna make big mistake right at start of live show, she think someone in audience make fun of her flamer, so she incinerate 50% of studio audience by accident.
She apologise, but other 50% of audience never speak, smile or clap for rest of show.
Shame really, Saskarna think show quite good fun. Mr asscrevice talk long time about fishes, make Saskarna stomach ache with hunger.
Being big time survivalist, Saskarna reach over to remains of nearby dead person and eat fresh barbeque.
She think it silly to waste good food and mom told Saskarna to never waste good food either.
50% of audience makes a big smelly mess on floor that make icoght vomit and feel bad.
Fortunately Saskarna has no sense of smell thanks to heat from napalm, so she take a minute to understand problem. Icoght suggests we hurry outside to big naboo lake, Saskarna forget name, she only cared about how much to be paid for starring in show to worry with where she was.
Icoght brings out fishing rod and tells Saskarna how she must fish in ancient lake with many rare and beautiful fish. He say they only can be found in this lake and no other, so we must be gentle and thoughtful to fish here. Saskarna gets shaky, she not kill for at least 10 minutes the blood thirst get bad after that long and no muon gold to make her feel better. she tell asscrevice she show him best way to get plenty fish for eating. Reaching into deep pockets and moving swoop bike to the side, she find among pocket lint big proton grenade and throw into water. After short wait, water splash and nice thumping noise shakes weak holonet presenter to feet. All fish in lake float to top of water and Saskarna grabs nearest fish. She proud method work better than silly wooden stick with string on it. Asscrevice make some silly remark about commandos weapons being to powerful.
This angers Saskarna more than n00b with a smart mouth so she uses flamsingle2 to show him just how silly he is.
She turn to building with other 50% of audience and uses her rocket launcher to level the silly holonet studio.
Eating what I assume is a fish, my mind suddenly racing. Saskarna now awake in some rubble, sign say this used to be player city….but Saskarna see no houses or people, just dust and bricks…..me think I did something naughty.
Saskarna decide it best to leave quickly and hope the imperial police not find out and make her into an example like teacher did in school once.
Hellshot
Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:37 pm
#2
Lol. Keep em coming. On anunrealted note, I put together about 10k and 3 personal mineral harvesters on TC. Would you be able to meet up some time tommorrow or pm me your TC toon name.
SasKarna
Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:57 pm
#3
lol, i totally forgot, i shall set my toon up immedietly.
Her name shall be.....saskarna 
hopefully, if not, ill get back to you, hehe
maddogs
Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:50 pm
#4
lol keep it up good story
hellshot whats your name on tcagen
ill have to check mine dueds name but i think its daniel' judson-leonheart
wich tc was it agen 1 0r 2
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