Commando Archive

After being only commando to make it to big raid without rubber band attached to back. She find raid was big sell out and leave to do more fun things, like scratch booty with butt of HAR..only good use Saskarna find for HAR so far. Saskarna drives home and slaughters many creature on way cos all creatures seem in way that they look at Saskarna funny. Creatures will get over this insolence or face extinction. Saskarna can make it happen if they don't change.

Arriving at secret location on talus located at -5567 3408 in a secret city posted on map as Freedom Falls Saskarna lays on bed and ponders life as other profession. Saskarna wonder does other profession have more fun cos guns work for example. So, Saskarna, being the really smart commando who can't write too good and just got paragraphing diploma decide she will try for new profession. For little while anyway. Throwing HAR butt scratcher in floating backpack in bedroom with pile of grenades and flamer. Saskarna picks up carbine. Which she have been using much lately due to babies crying about xp stealing. She begins t work on skills and soon find she quite good with carbine.

She learn some doctor skills and combat medic skills and find Saskarna actually quite smart. She now able to revive dead people and throw poison at people who irritate her. Seems much better accuracy on ranged poison than area effect grenades. Saskarna find herself very impressed by her talents.

Invited to go to rancor hunt by people thinking she doctor Saskarna see life from the other side of a broken profession. She grows to like life. Has fun and even finds smile on face. Saskarna not used to this feeling. She enjoy flaming things, but always saddened by waste of skill in broken profession. Now she have good skills and able to use to full effect. She enjoy running dragging hurt people and helping them feel better. She enjoy shooting rancor in eye and calling him fluffy bum fluff. Saskarna tell gods she think they dumb, listen to commando so we can have fun like this daily. Saskarna wonder why gods never finished plan of world before they breathed life into galaxy. Think perhaps gods needed money from monthly tithe to great uber god in sky. Gods may hate commando, but commando now have carbineer and medic skills too and kick booty from biggest creature in game. Saskarna wonder how uber she is now. She very excited to fight the good fight tonight, and ace more silly rancor. But she reading book called "combat medic, uber fighter of the modern world" she finished book on "commando: butts of god jokes" but was not very amused.

One question makes Saskarna curious of gods. If Saskarna not so smart but know spelling of carbineer, why gods make so many spelling mistakes? Maybe Saskarna smarter than average god and all should bow before her. Saskarna thinks this must be case, since with carbine, she make people bow constantly before burning head off with flamer hidden in back pocket

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'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
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