Commando Archive
Thread: Grenade Macro
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egbertvanloenen
Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:27 pm
#1
just a little macro i wrote today.
i use it when throwing a grenade.
/mood serious
/say And St Atilla raised the Hand Grenade up on high saying 'Oh Lord, bless this Thy handgrenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy' and the Lord did grin and the people did feest upon the lambs and slothss and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.
/pause 1
/say And the lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
/pause 1
/say One
/pause 1
/say Two
/pause 1
/say Three
/throwgrenade
/mood none
not entirely the correct text, but i clipped the dialogues 
as some might be able totell, im a monty python fan 
Shaundo
Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:49 pm
#2
Only problem is the number is currently 300. Not 2, not 5, not 4, not 3, but 300. Anyone who's a real commando knows what I mean. Anyone who is a fs grinder try eating your grenade for breakfast because I believe you are a large part of the reason why we can't get grenades working properly. We were talking in guildchat last night because somebody was trying to grenade-grind due to double xp. I said I would trade 10x xp for one crate of grenades with 10s timers.
egbertvanloenen
Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:45 pm
#4
Shaundo wrote:
Only problem is the number is currently 300. Not 2, not 5, not 4, not 3, but 300. Anyone who's a real commando knows what I mean. Anyone who is a fs grinder try eating your grenade for breakfast because I believe you are a large part of the reason why we can't get grenades working properly. We were talking in guildchat last night because somebody was trying to grenade-grind due to double xp. I said I would trade 10x xp for one crate of grenades with 10s timers.
wow, you base all that on mypost? just so you know, i am NOT and will never BE a FS grinder. while i do not hate jedi's, i feel this game has much more than just fighting and nearly all jedi do is fighting. im at my full template and i play for fun at the moment, not to grind the worst grinding-prof in the game.
and i KNOW about the 300stimer. if you have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you would've seen the humour of this macro, instead of flaming me because you see FS grinders everywhere, which i can understand because commando(or at least the explosives tree) has been used in many a jedi's FS grind.
this is not a return-flame, merely a statement that i am no FS grinder. i became Commando because i like fire and explosives. commando has both. i know im quite new to the proffession and respecced into it, but that does not make me "just another FS grinder".
oh, and the ones eating my grenades WILL partlybe those grenade-FS grinders.
edit: oh, and i want the grenades fixed as much as you do, although i fear that that will bring more FS-grinders to commando.
Message Edited by egbertvanloenen on 06-03-2005 08:47 AM
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