Commando Archive
Thread: OMG!! nerfx0rz teh Commandoz!
So I was like, 15m from this commando I was dueling, and OMG! he hit me for like 90k, then I burned for like, 3 hours...omg omg all 3 ham bars were black, omg omg. So 3 hours later I dueled him again, omg, he burned me agian and hit me agian for 90k!! Omg! he used some mystic commando skill to keep me 15m away! I would shoot him back for like 44dmg! nerf nerf!
Oh, I'm a master chef, master dancer!
How would you like your Dancer...rare or well done? I find if i just crisp them a bit it brings out the flavor. Unfortunatly my flamethorwer only has a setting for "BURN BURN BURN HAHAHA..." but I am petitioning for having a thermosat control put on becuase i keep buring my dinner.
Do you server white or red wine with burnt chef?
Aasch Housewares
"Groovy."
he must have been using one of those 1234-9643 damage flamethrowers i was reading about yesterday.
seriously, some dude came here saying he was looking at a flamethrower on a vendor as he spoke that had like 9k damage listed on it.
on the swg discussion boards theres a guy who has posted twice complaining that commandos "don't havea penalty to accuracy for moving/distance"
i dont' mind people that complain that they got hit hard.. but it's when they start making this crap up that is obviously untrue that i get mad
I might add that I was the first Master Imperial Commando on Eclipse. I know, I don't think. I have yet to ever run into this fellow on my server, however I was a master while he was still claiming to be an expert. I doubt he is even a commando.
Exterminator
Master Commando Eclipse
funny isn't it, here I thought the commando was the one class that had mostly mature people in it due to all the bs we went through, one of us makes a joke and everyone else disses him, god you guys CHILL 
JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT! -rolls eyes- well I thought it was funny Harvy! 
No kidding...WAS ANYONE REALLY BELIEVING THAT THE ORIGINAL POSTER WAS SERIOUSLY???
Wasnt it obvious enough that he was playing the role of a nerf caller in fact making fun of peoples calling for nerf??
God,i cant believe thata joke like this can be taken seriously,sorry (forgot your name) original poster,i did get that it was a way of telling everyone how nerf callers are ridiculous when they tell stories like that and trust me it was greatly appreciated and laughed here