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A kid comes home from school and asks his dad,

'Dad, in school the teacher explained to us the difference between theoretical and practical things. But I didn't understand. Can you tell me the difference?'

His dad replied,

'Sure son. Go ask your mother and sister if they would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars and come back and let me know what they said'.

So the kid goes to his mom.

'Mom, would you sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars?'

Mom replies, 'With that hunk? Sure I would!'

He then goes to his sister and asks her the same question. She replies 'Eww he's old. I'd do it for 5 million dollars'.

So the kid goes back and tells his dad what his mom and sister answered.

'Now kid, pay attention. Here's the difference between theory and practice:

Theoretically, we're millionaires. In practice we live with 2 w hores.'

And so my friends, you have now learned the reason why SOE does not fix the proffessions. We are their w hores.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
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