Commando Archive
Thread: A Possible Levity Thread
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Xix13
Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:22 am
#1
With the revelation by the devs for the reason of the Unarmed req never being changed as being backstory and flavor, I thought we might have some fun with this. What additions or changes to things would this backstory and flavor bring? Well, here's a few to start off. If you can think of others, please add.
1. bookWORM (Word Oriented Range Modifier) -- This enhancement is crafted by a Weaponsmith into a HAR, FT or LP. When attacking from behind a hostile creature, the bookWORM adds +10 to accuracy and dizzy state from the creature's being overwhelmed by the commando's stunning oratory. From the Unarmed "backstory" requirement.
2. Candy Grenade -- Crafted by a Chef, the candy grenade slows the target's movement by one-half as it fills up on the expanding sugary substance produced by the grenade. Hi Flavor is the main stat necessary for a chef to craft this item from organic materials, plus 1 Light Warhead Module and 1 Warhead Fusing Mechanism (both obtainable from a WS).
3. ShakeSpear -- A melee weapon of the TK/Stun Baton variety, it is a huge, ugly, awesome looking spear made of sponge rubber material. The commando shakes it at the target to momentarily halt its movement and apply an intimidation effect. Should the commando actually HIT the target, however, all effects immediately wear off and the target becomes enraged. Must be used in melee range.
4. SugarCoating -- Crafted by a chef using BE materials and hi-flavor organics, this modification is crafted by an AS into armour. The first attack by a target on the commando wearing sugar-coated armour slides harmlessly off. The next 3 attacks by the target, however, ignore all armour resists and defense modifiers as the attacker becomes enranged at being BS'd by the armour.
1. bookWORM (Word Oriented Range Modifier) -- This enhancement is crafted by a Weaponsmith into a HAR, FT or LP. When attacking from behind a hostile creature, the bookWORM adds +10 to accuracy and dizzy state from the creature's being overwhelmed by the commando's stunning oratory. From the Unarmed "backstory" requirement.
2. Candy Grenade -- Crafted by a Chef, the candy grenade slows the target's movement by one-half as it fills up on the expanding sugary substance produced by the grenade. Hi Flavor is the main stat necessary for a chef to craft this item from organic materials, plus 1 Light Warhead Module and 1 Warhead Fusing Mechanism (both obtainable from a WS).
3. ShakeSpear -- A melee weapon of the TK/Stun Baton variety, it is a huge, ugly, awesome looking spear made of sponge rubber material. The commando shakes it at the target to momentarily halt its movement and apply an intimidation effect. Should the commando actually HIT the target, however, all effects immediately wear off and the target becomes enraged. Must be used in melee range.
4. SugarCoating -- Crafted by a chef using BE materials and hi-flavor organics, this modification is crafted by an AS into armour. The first attack by a target on the commando wearing sugar-coated armour slides harmlessly off. The next 3 attacks by the target, however, ignore all armour resists and defense modifiers as the attacker becomes enranged at being BS'd by the armour.
Mikail_Ledeuar
Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:21 am
#2
Lol... ok someone definitely has too much time on their hands 
Very cool ideas though.
Very cool ideas though. You could always include something like...
Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries - Similar to Center of Being, but offensive The commando dances about decreasing the chance that a target will hit him, and causes blindness to all targets in his field of view.
The commando dances about decreasing the chance that a target will hit him, and causes blindness to all targets in his field of view.
Xix13
Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:11 am
#4
Oh, very nice. The Cauterize Wound effect!
For the Dance to gain extra effectiveness, the commando must remove all armour. lol
For the Dance to gain extra effectiveness, the commando must remove all armour. lol
Mikail_Ledeuar
Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:31 am
#5
Heh, and you have to put on a pair of hot pink hot pants 
Maybe a dancers leotard (only really works if you're a guy )
Maybe a dancers leotard (only really works if you're a guy )
Skeptic666
Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:38 am
#6
what about commando Baked beans? They can be BE so that they give you more gas. Then when your in a fight you can one 2 times per can Fart while you Flame SIngle them wich adds a area effect and more damage
Skeptic666
Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:43 am
#7
ORRR what about a light grenade that you drop that has writing on it that says. "Pick me up" Then when the player or NPC picks it up they will get a big boom that will destroy there armor or instantly kill them. Then the grenade would drop back and there 4 friends would pick it up and have the same effect. (Mom and Dad Saved the world) Got it from that movie but would be fun to see Ide drop on in a Imp town (muahah)
Ide drop on in a Imp town (muahah)
Xix13
Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:08 am
#8
LOL!! I'd drop one each outside the Coronet and Theed starports!
Oh, this is commando -- they'd have to be half-baked beans...but definitely high in flavor!
Oh, this is commando -- they'd have to be half-baked beans...but definitely high in flavor!
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