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tacwraith

Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:07 am

I promise to work as hard as possible to copy/paste the same exact report every week in the Correspondent forums.

I promise to ask you all for data and other stuff that I will ignore because, hey, it will get ignored higher up the chain anyway.

I promise to represent you all fair and square. That means i wont take anyones point of view over other's. In short, to heck with you. ill strive to mold the commando to what *I* think it should be. See point #2.

I promise to be buddy-buddy with TH, so he may grace our forum with more of his posts. See points #2 and #3.

You will all send me $1 a week to cover the expenses of point #4. Beer and cheap women aint coming out of MY pocket dammit.

I will aggressively chase after the proffession devs so you all may have humorous sigs as you qoute them.

I promise to build the Church of the Bunny Slayer, in honor of the One that Fell in the Holocron Madness.

That is all. As you were.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

garvin

Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:15 am

#2

Good Post...LOL..and I want to be a member of that Church...count me in...

Garvin Lansdowne
Retired Commando Correspondent - Current Blue Glowie
Master Commando / TKM || Architect / Shipwright / Master Droidsmith
ShadowStyrkeGuild.com: A WoW Guild Website

tacwraith

Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:20 am

#3

The Rebel Commando's Song
To the tune of Heartaches by the Numbers

(start out whistling)
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end

Lost man number one was an
Odd accident, a pro-ton grenade...
I never knew that you could die that way!
Lost man number two, got the --
Correspondent really mad
And after that he just quit and walked away...

Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end

Lost man number three, he walked
Across the room
After I ordered him in that one spot to stay
That was the last straw so I
Cried in my heart
As I aimed my launcher pistol that day

Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day when I stop counting
Is the day my paychecks end....

(adapted, author unknown)

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

EcadMistflier

Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:49 am

#4

Urg!

I was gonna do that...! LOL! Good post!

Ecad Mistflier
Force Wielder and Old School Disturber of the Peace
:: Ex Master Smuggler :: DEC 15 = BYE BYE SoE :: Ex SWG Jedi ::

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
Frank Zappa

tacwraith

Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:02 pm

#5

"I was gonna do that...!"

Stop trying to make yourself look good, go get me coffee and 5 star my post.

**edit** slackers.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

Flin-LoBo

Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:16 pm

#6

I'll vote for you. Now where is my PIE!!!!

tacwraith

Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:19 pm

#7

vote? did I say i was the new Politician Correspondent?

The pie is with the spoon.

There is no spoon.

There is no 5 stars.

I'll get you all nerfed for it.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

EcadMistflier

Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:28 pm

#8

Oh all right...... here's your five star!!

Ecad Mistflier
Force Wielder and Old School Disturber of the Peace
:: Ex Master Smuggler :: DEC 15 = BYE BYE SoE :: Ex SWG Jedi ::

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
Frank Zappa

tacwraith

Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:09 pm

#9

Why would i forget the imp commandos? They're even more screwed than my own rebel self.. i pity you fools who have no metal chickens to shoot and brag about.

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

InquisitorPayne

Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:31 am

#10

I hereby reinforce his nomination.

As if there was anything to lose. And if you cant get what you want by staying reasonable and cooperative, maybe sarcasm will do the job.

Dogg

Dogg M'ordae-Pitibi
General Rebel Badass (Colonel)

SYN - The Leading Force in Rebel PvP

MrValentine

Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:45 am

#11

ROFLMAO!!!!!

This is the best bid for corrospondent ever!!! nice post.

Dont forget us Imp Commandos (aka pokem*nhunters)

tacwraith

Thu Nov 27, 2003 8:08 am

#12

I had a dream last night.

That TH posted on this thread and anointed me the Commando Correspondent.

Of course, i had to make him beg.

Then things got weird and I dont want to talk about it.

http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20030815

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

tacwraith

Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:48 pm

#13

Hey garvin, this one's for you.Im sure you'll relate to this after seeing TH's response in your inbox

'Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefor, it has no boundaries.'
'But why is Fantasia dying then?'
'Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the nothing grows stronger. It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.'
'But why?'
'Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power'
RNA - Master Bio Engineer pet-maker of Flurry (email your order!)

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