Commando Archive
Thread: finally novice commando! but noo my stupid holo says different!
Joebob696... I say, down with the holocron, follow what your heart is telling you....
heart: I really really really really blow stuff up.. hehe BOOM!
Joebob696: aaaaaaahhhwwwww shucks. Me too but I need to make tasy pastries for the world to enjoy so one day...maybe one day I too can be a Jedi
heart: pffft, jedi shmedi....Thats just some old fools religion. what you really want to dotoss proton grenades into crowded cantinas and yell, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Joebob696: Ya, heart, your right. Besides, I think that glowy box thingy was lying to me anyways cause it vanished after it spoke to me. And what jedi can cook bofa treats.. well except maybe Steven Segall...
Cresslin
Master Commando/Master Teras Kasi
Leader of DFR
Lol
SkipMalone wrote:
Joebob696: Ya, heart, your right. Besides, I think that glowy box thingy was lying to me anyways cause it vanished after it spoke to me. And what jedi can cook bofa treats.. well except maybe Steven Segall...
Tal-N wrote :
"OK the independant thought in this game seems to have dropped to an all time low, next thing you'll know people will need to be told when to take a break from the game to actually enjoy the real world."
lol
SWGUber1337 DoOd uses 5th holo-
An ominous voice tells you to visit the restroom. And wipe for gods sake this time
Cresslin
Master Commando/Master Teras Kasi
Leader of DFR
Lol! I don't know whether this thread and it's Heart to Joebob conversation or the Commandos are better than Jedi thread is funnier!
On the topic of holocron 'recommendations', I figure you should just do what you want to do. That said, interestingly enough I have a strange feeling that Commando has something to do with my Jedi-hood path, as I heard the thunderclap noise when I qualified for Commando and I hear the same thing when I do medic, which is part of my Doctor holo profession.
1 week later......
Heart : So Joebob, hows commando going?
Joebob : err, well, so so I guess.
Heart : Whaddaya mean?
Joebob : Well, I got a lot of neato weapons...but Im kinda confused. See, grenades are fun...but sometimes I get that green goo all over my new armor after I throw one...and it makes my eyes sting. But when I try to get farther away when I toss it, these white letters pop out of thier heads and says MISS! like its tuanting me for not following the instruction manual. I think the designers of those need to get thier act straight... or dragged into the street and kicked in the throat.
Heart : Wow really, you would think it would be hard to miss with that sort of thing....
Joebob: ya... and the other day I bought this REALLY BIG GUN! Its suppose to shoot bolts of acid at my foes!
Heart :oooo yeah.. now thats what Im taking about!
Joebob : Well instead it makes this funny *chunk* sound...and Im not sure what its firing out of it.. but it kinda looks like a breakfast buritto wrapped in foil. And it makes that MISS! thing pop out of thier heads a lot too. Hmmm maybe that holo is right! Maybe some force thingy gave me a breakfast buritto luancher to feed the galaxy! My destiny is clear! Master Chef I shall become!
Heart : mmm, well, I guess you could always keep that flamethrower to heat up the wortt noodles...
Cresslin
Master Commando/Master Teras Kasi
Leader of DFR
There was a Master Commando for sale online, maybe I should purchase that account?