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Thread: Petition: Commando Launcher Pistol Wielder title- jk
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Warmaker01
Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:01 am
#1
I want to start a petition for Commandos to be extra special... that we get a brand new, extra title at Novice Commando. The vaunted title of "Launcher Pistol Wielder" or a similiar title. Why?
* At Novice Commando, we gain the Certification for the deadly (and laggy) Launcher Pistol. Pistoleers crazy enough to get N.Commando to use the L.Pistol get a kewl new title.
* The Launcher Pistol isn't deadly to AT-STs and MoBs, but against Players. How? The damage type that only we, COMMANDOS, can only use. LAG!
Having a "Launcher Pistol Wielder" warns potential party members (and backstabbing enemies) that you have the weapon to pwn their Computer/Connection.
This way, when I group up and use the Launcher Pistol, I stop getting tells of, "Will you please stop with the Lag Pistol?" or "Dear God! Stop with the **** smoke already!"
PvP? If your opponent insists on attacking us with our title up, and we lag them out with the LP, it's his fault for not heeding the warning.
If in doubt, lag them out!
* At Novice Commando, we gain the Certification for the deadly (and laggy) Launcher Pistol. Pistoleers crazy enough to get N.Commando to use the L.Pistol get a kewl new title.
* The Launcher Pistol isn't deadly to AT-STs and MoBs, but against Players. How? The damage type that only we, COMMANDOS, can only use. LAG!
Having a "Launcher Pistol Wielder" warns potential party members (and backstabbing enemies) that you have the weapon to pwn their Computer/Connection.
This way, when I group up and use the Launcher Pistol, I stop getting tells of, "Will you please stop with the Lag Pistol?" or "Dear God! Stop with the **** smoke already!"
PvP? If your opponent insists on attacking us with our title up, and we lag them out with the LP, it's his fault for not heeding the warning.
If in doubt, lag them out!
Ryubushi
Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:29 am
#2
Maybe "Novice Lagger" at novice, and "Lag Master" at the master box!
/sign
Fear the lag!
Warmaker01
Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:09 pm
#3
Impossible man. There's NO WAY a Master Commando by itself can be a "Master Lagger."
Why, you ask? Simple. Master Commando gets no specials or mods for the Launcher Pistol!
If anything Master Pistoleer + Novice Commando grants the "Master Lagger" title!
Why, you ask? Simple. Master Commando gets no specials or mods for the Launcher Pistol!
If anything Master Pistoleer + Novice Commando grants the "Master Lagger" title!
Ryubushi
Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:31 pm
#4
Warmaker01 wrote:
Impossible man. There's NO WAY a Master Commando by itself can be a "Master Lagger."
Why, you ask? Simple. Master Commando gets no specials or mods for the Launcher Pistol!
If anything Master Pistoleer + Novice Commando grants the "Master Lagger" title!
Ah, but after the mythic CURB...
ALL YOUR BASE WILL ARE BELONG TO US!
and stuff.
ShufIrathe
Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:30 pm
#5
There's the name of our new title:
"All your bandwidth are belong to me"
Nicko_
Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:15 pm
#6
Try LP with suppression fire, and laugh 
I laged two of my mates to LD half an hour ago.
I laged two of my mates to LD half an hour ago.
BravenIrish
Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:33 pm
#7
Warmaker01 wrote:
I want to start a petition for Commandos to be extra special... that we get a brand new, extra title at Novice Commando. The vaunted title of "Launcher Pistol Wielder" or a similiar title. Why?
* At Novice Commando, we gain the Certification for the deadly (and laggy) Launcher Pistol. Pistoleers crazy enough to get N.Commando to use the L.Pistol get a kewl new title.
* The Launcher Pistol isn't deadly to AT-STs and MoBs, but against Players. How? The damage type that only we, COMMANDOS, can only use. LAG!
Having a "Launcher Pistol Wielder" warns potential party members (and backstabbing enemies) that you have the weapon to pwn their Computer/Connection.
This way, when I group up and use the Launcher Pistol, I stop getting tells of, "Will you please stop with the Lag Pistol?" or "Dear God! Stop with the **** smoke already!"
PvP? If your opponent insists on attacking us with our title up, and we lag them out with the LP, it's his fault for not heeding the warning.
If in doubt, lag them out!
Back in the day, if a Rebel Novice Commando/Master Pistoleer showed up in a battle, you's suddenly see a huge lack of AT-STs. But that was also when AT-STs were both useful to the Empire and feared by the Alliance....ahhh..the good ole' days!
I rememebr seeing my first AT-ST during an Imperialraid on Coronet, just outside the cantina. I'll never forget the cries of the Rebellion..."We NEED a Commando!". Too bad back then...LMAO...heck NOW, Commando really wasn't all it's suppose to be. <----flashbacks?
Anyway...
/sign
Slainte Laggers!
glorydragon
Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:42 pm
#8
now we've been back-burnered, (if you know what that means) swordsman outdamage us with blast 3 to 1. our only hope is the CURB, which, imho, isn't all that bright.
BravenIrish
Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:56 pm
#9
glorydragon wrote:
now we've been back-burnered, (if you know what that means) swordsman outdamage us with blast 3 to 1. our only hope is the CURB, which, imho, isn't all that bright.
I know exactally what that means! I feel ya as well. That reminds me, Hmmmm...
Thanks glorydragon, with all the other stuff going on I almost forgot about how we are suppose to deal with "Hard" targets. BRB... ![]()
Slainte
Ryubushi
Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:28 pm
#10
glorydragon wrote:
now we've been back-burnered, (if you know what that means) swordsman outdamage us with blast 3 to 1. our only hope is the CURB, which, imho, isn't all that bright.
I stubbed my toe on the CURB. ![]()
We're doomed!
Evelas
Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:46 pm
#11
Yeah, now when an AT-ST appears, there is a cry for "Force Sensitive Defense-Stacking Swordsmen"
BravenIrish wrote:
Warmaker01 wrote:
I want to start a petition for Commandos to be extra special... that we get a brand new, extra title at Novice Commando. The vaunted title of "Launcher Pistol Wielder" or a similiar title. Why?
* At Novice Commando, we gain the Certification for the deadly (and laggy) Launcher Pistol. Pistoleers crazy enough to get N.Commando to use the L.Pistol get a kewl new title.
* The Launcher Pistol isn't deadly to AT-STs and MoBs, but against Players. How? The damage type that only we, COMMANDOS, can only use. LAG!
Having a "Launcher Pistol Wielder" warns potential party members (and backstabbing enemies) that you have the weapon to pwn their Computer/Connection.
This way, when I group up and use the Launcher Pistol, I stop getting tells of, "Will you please stop with the Lag Pistol?" or "Dear God! Stop with the **** smoke already!"
PvP? If your opponent insists on attacking us with our title up, and we lag them out with the LP, it's his fault for not heeding the warning.
If in doubt, lag them out!
Back in the day, if a Rebel Novice Commando/Master Pistoleer showed up in a battle, you's suddenly see a huge lack of AT-STs. But that was also when AT-STs were both useful to the Empire and feared by the Alliance....ahhh..the good ole' days!
I rememebr seeing my first AT-ST during an Imperialraid on Coronet, just outside the cantina. I'll never forget the cries of the Rebellion..."We NEED a Commando!". Too bad back then...LMAO...heck NOW, Commando really wasn't all it's suppose to be. <----flashbacks?
Anyway...
/sign
Slainte Laggers!
StarNick
Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:47 am
#12
aka evelas
Everyone remember when we used to burn AT-STs to death?
BravenIrish
Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:55 pm
#13
Hehehe! Ya mean back when Anchorhead was a popular Rebel city and a "Battlefield"....?
StarNick wrote:
Everyone remember when we used to burn AT-STs to death?
Slainte
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