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Vilein

Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:43 pm

Don't take me too seriously, I've got a wicked tooth ache, and am highly medicated right now.

However I have to know.

How the #ell does one DODGE, or BLOCK a friggin flamethrower at 4M?

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1) how does someone with a 2' long stick hit you at 60'
2) how does someone with a 2' long stick "BLOCK" a rocket
3) how does someone with a flashlight Block a cone of fire

Ryubushi

Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:17 pm

#2

Vilein wrote:

How the #ell does one DODGE, or BLOCK a friggin flamethrower at 4M?

You start channeling Neo from The Matrix, and then do a lot of slow-motion back-breaking bending and twisting, while holding a lightsaber and praying to whichever deity floats your proverbial boat.

Message Edited by Ryubushi on 12-17-2004 01:37 PM

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ShufIrathe

Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:27 pm

#3

Asbestos undies

TK-132

Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:32 pm

#4

D. All of the above

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Cpl_Fisher

Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:30 pm

#5

I MIGHT be able to understand how you could dodge, but how does an at-st?

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nbd9k

Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:15 pm

#6

you dont dodge, you simply pretend it never happened.

BravenIrish

Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:30 pm

#7

Vilein wrote:
Don't take me too seriously, I've got a wicked tooth ache, and am highly medicated right now.

However I have to know.

How the #ell does one DODGE, or BLOCK a friggin flamethrower at 4M?

EASY!

Stick your fingure in the barrel.

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Kalano

Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:00 am

#8

you use the shwarts.

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Vilein

Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:41 am

#9

Kalano wrote:
you use the shwarts.

Now why didn't I think of that........

*gets shwarts ring from cracker jack box* Now I'm uber, FOTMers beware. A Flame thrower wielding commando with a crackerjack swhwarts ring hell bent on death and the smell of burning hair has your number!

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Seeker of the following information: (a reward for good answers pm'd)
1) how does someone with a 2' long stick hit you at 60'
2) how does someone with a 2' long stick "BLOCK" a rocket
3) how does someone with a flashlight Block a cone of fire

CrazyRanger

Sun Dec 19, 2004 9:44 pm

#10

Well you see... right befor you uset that flame single, they break the space time continuome. Enabling them to move at speeds beyond that of our flamethrower.

It's pretty simple once you think about it.

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