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DakarCM

Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:33 am

BESTINE TATOOINE: We observed a night of horror here in town and seemingly innocent Chefs have, after this last patch, formedtwo new Guilds.."Hell's Chefs"and "Legion of TerrorBakers"

"We wants dey Commando's neat gear..."

The Leather jacketed Master Chef Emerail Ackbar snarled,waving his lightspatula about..

"We are a Combat Class and everyone should know it.." he pointed at the prone bodies of two unconsous food-coveredCommandos..

"They thought that they could rumblewith us, we showed dem an egg of a differenet color.."

"We hereby put on notice that all Commando's turn their flamethrowers in the next 24 hours, over to us or face pureeification.."

I talked with Colonel Bodgett Famed Commando of "Colonel Bodgett's Boarding School and Prison"

Currentlly he was held up in the Baracaded PA..

"I don't know what to make of it, they attacked our PA Hall like Zulus, screaming "Bagels or Death.."

" None of our weapons worked, I saw Peters go down under a hail of Croissants, my flamethrower just spewed a small flame. I light cigerettes with it.."

Bodgett sobbed. "It..Was...Horrible... I will never be able to look at a Chefs hat the same way again..."

WE WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP AN EYE HERE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS...BACK TO YOU TED

"TED HERE TONIGHT AT 23:00 "DARK CHEFS THE NEW GALACTIC THREAT?"

'Tim

Jedi Chef In-Training

" The Yeast is Strong With This One..."

JediQuic

Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:58 am

#2

Heh

AProudRebel

Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:04 pm

#3

that was f'ing retarded..........

Serevok Firkrag <AG>

kurenai

Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:26 am

#4

uh...that was f'ing hilarious! chefs hat off to u man



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-Awkward Rebel Colonel Sora

CommanDOH

Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:37 am

#5

that was hilarious

Commando/TKA

AshMagnum

Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:06 am

#6

That was great!

And youhave.05 brain cellsAProudRebel.

AshMagnum

Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:37 am

#7

Sorry..that was rude...but so was his response...

I'm just feeling peevish....

Bethiann

Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:43 am

#8

I have a good friend who is a Commando, and he has been telling me how broken the class is. As he is not a guy that ever gripes, I decided I would do some reasearch and check this out. You know what? Vispa was absolutely right, ya'll have my sympathy.

Sorry guys, hope they fix ya'll soon!

Anni

Cantina dancer

Chef

ShadowoftheVoid

Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:10 am

#9

whats so sad is that is probably a true story

lol

Haydir Ter-Luceyn TKM/mBrawler

Tyranny Jedi

~~Krys Ter-Luceyn~~ Dancer/Doctor

~~Tomas Ter-Luceyn~~ Artisan/Architech/Musician

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TalBereth

Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:00 am

#10

Huzzah!

Gah'r'Lhyyr Rogan

Rifleman / Commando
Shinobi Order - Valcyn Server

Aleksander_Graveheart

Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:32 pm

#11

That was funny man, good show.

~Ro'yaal~
~Eclipse~

Nyachani

Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:56 pm

#12

Someone wrote a simliar funny on the TKA boards:

"JEDI HIRE CHILDREN WITH CDEFS TO DEFEND AGAINST TERAS KASI MASTERS"

guess we all need to retain that sense of humor, eh?

-destiny rider

Teras Kasi Master

-Destiny Rider
Dragonsilk Weaponmistress

Passion is the Star that guides me..

Obevacca

Sat Aug 16, 2003 5:09 pm

#13

lol!!! THAT WAS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!! Someone please wipe the tears frommy eyes i can't stop laughing.

As a commando for 4 weeks now i think we all need a little sense humor. Because we are definately the joke of SWG.

Obevacca (radiant)

P.s. I plan to stay in hidding till the threat of chefs is contained.

Its not me you looking for. Its the one its me you've found.

Obevacca (radiant) WAR

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