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Xix13

Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:22 am

I just love that ad that's on the opening page of the website.

Be a Jedi or a Bounty Hunter. Be a Rebel Commando...uh...wait, no, that one's broken...Be one of over 30 professions...uh...wait...not tailor, that's broken...and, uh, not entertainer, musician or dancer, we're nerfing those...and, uh, not ranger or squad leader, they don't work...and, uh, not Creature Handler, we just broke pets...and, uh, Oh!Everybody likesDroids, right? Oh, wait, nevermind, we've completely broken that one...uh...BE A JEDI or A BOUNTY HUNTER or one of over 30 other professions like Doctor...uh, oh wait, then you can't do healing quests on the Force Sensitive road to BEing A JEDI... or, how about a Chef, oh wait, foods don't stack anymore, yeah, we nerfed that one too...or, oh, I got it, be a Smuggler -- we just revamped that one right? what? oh, only Krayt Dragons and Nightsisters drop what smugglers need? oh, OK, nevermind -- BE A JEDI or a BOUNTY HUNTER...(I think you know where I'm going with this)...

On the other side of the coin (sort of) aGuildie brought me a new looted commando weapon last nite: The Trandoshan Acid Launcher! It's not great, but it's SOMETHING. Found on the Avatar Platform with other Lizard weapons.

-- Xixor (FS Master Doc/Master Pistoleer -- CANCELLED) "I know what you're thinking: Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
-- Xixasaurus (Padawanasaurus/Privateer) "Green is Good"
-- Xixette (12pt-Master Artisan/12pt-Master DE/12pt-Master WS) "Think Pink!"
-- Xixell (FS Master Pikeman/Master Swordsman/Rebel Pilot) -- "Anybody for some ants?"
-- Xixdoggie Dawg (Master Rifledogg/Master Ranger) "Woof"
-- XixTheFish (12-pt Master Chef)

TK-132

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:01 am

#2

Yep.

Those Commercials are bogus as hell.

Like you said everything they mention is broke. Oh yeah SOE get some New Players, but it won't take them long to find out the Commando Profession is broke and so many others that you don't care.

Oh right...

Be a BOUNTY HUNTER or JEDI!

We mean be a JEDI!

Everyone can be a Jedi like in Episode 3!

Even though this game takes place in a time where they are pretty much gone!

Huzzah!

Screw Star Wars Setting and Meaning, you just be whatever the heck you want!

Ya you can own Darth Vader kill Sidious and become Emperor!

Or slaughter 30 Stromtroopers!

We care so much about Star Wars, were letting you all be Jedi!

Major Bluko Oll

Imperial High Command

Master Commando

Black Epsilon Ace

"Many things are said, but few are true."

BuzzBot

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:13 am

#3

Two people standing in Mando NEXT to eachother...that's like 1 in a million! Just seeing a full suit of Mando is 1 in a million!

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   |      OO \            / o O     |
   |    \     \          /     /    |
   |    |\/\/\/          \/\/\/|    |
   |    |                      |    |
   |    |    Teh Aivinatorr    |    |
   |    | Ussiv the Sock Puppet|    |
   |    |                      |    |

Ternque01

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:16 am

#4

I once saw a full set of mando. Seeing the helmet alone is quite awesome as well.

Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.

Xix13

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:17 am

#5

Oh, Man, I didn't even notice that! Of course, I've never seen a suit of Mando before, so I wouldn't have recognized it anyway.

BE A JEDI or a BOUNTY HUNTER!

Oh! I just noticed this! Where'd that little silver SWG by my name come from? I've never seen that before. And what does it mean?

Message Edited by Xix13 on 07-01-2005 02:21 PM

-- Xixor (FS Master Doc/Master Pistoleer -- CANCELLED) "I know what you're thinking: Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
-- Xixasaurus (Padawanasaurus/Privateer) "Green is Good"
-- Xixette (12pt-Master Artisan/12pt-Master DE/12pt-Master WS) "Think Pink!"
-- Xixell (FS Master Pikeman/Master Swordsman/Rebel Pilot) -- "Anybody for some ants?"
-- Xixdoggie Dawg (Master Rifledogg/Master Ranger) "Woof"
-- XixTheFish (12-pt Master Chef)

GlanocRunningstrider

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:22 am

#6

The kicker is the Kit Fisto-like Jedi running around. That makes me laugh everytime I see it.

The Empire is Mother, The Empire is Father.

BuzzBot

Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:24 am

#7

Yah, where'd they get THAT?

    /       \              /       \
   |      OO \            / o O     |
   |    \     \          /     /    |
   |    |\/\/\/          \/\/\/|    |
   |    |                      |    |
   |    |    Teh Aivinatorr    |    |
   |    | Ussiv the Sock Puppet|    |
   |    |                      |    |

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