Commando Archive

1. Thou shalt have no otherprofessions before me.
This will be a problem sincecommandos never feel "Godly" even compared to a chef.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Uhhh... The only grave will be the commandos.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of theSOE thy God in vain.
That will be a tough one
4. Remember the patch day, to keep it holy.
We'll be going "holy @#$@ where are commando fixes?"
5. Honour thy Devs and thy CSRs.
Right....
6. Thou shalt not kill.
This will be the ONE commandment all commandos will never be able to break even if they try.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Another tough one given our limited fighting abilities and proness to drinking
8. Thou shalt not kill steal.
HA! Like thats possible.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow commando.
Actually witnessing a commando doing "commando" type things is rare enough. I guess you shouldnt lie/exaggerate and say you saw one doing 200+ damage every 12 seconds.
10. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's profession
Another tough one, our only choice to be effective is to covet another profession.