Commando Archive

I am part of the Empire (I strike back) and I have a story for you! You see, I spent 9 days getting 3 ATSTs, well truth be told that was 3 days for 1 and half a day of my ATST doing my missions for the other 2, but that's not important in this story.

You see, I was zone camping the Starport with my ATST's on patrol, well I had one there, one at the medical center and the last one was parked in the cantina, but that's not important either. I was running around killing Rebels left and right, or watching Braveheart. You see, what I am is an Uberleet Gamer and I watch Braveheart while I play. The TV is not exactly in the computer room, but it's close. I just love killing rebels and making the Empire strong.

So, I was watching Braveheart and I thought to myself, man it's been like 2 hours, I wonder who I have killed. So I come back and notice that I had destroyed a bunch of the rebel scum. I quickly death blew a few of them for the faction and went back to watching my movie.

Now the real problem comes in and it makes me MAD. You see, when I finished Braveheart I went to check on my Leet skills and noticed that I was DEAD. Yes, D E A D. I couldn't believe it. I scrolled up and apparently while I was watching Braveheart I had like 5 commandos come and knock me down and blew up the ATST that was camping the starport. THIS IS WRONG. You see, my DEAD ATST killed a few of them while I was afk and kept doing it. Finally, they got enough people together to kill my ATST. I noticed that he killed a few, but that's not important. What is important is the fact that my ATST was killed by 5 of them and he only took out a few.

How can this be? You know, he has 70% resist to everything. A Rocket Launcher does like 1000 and I know they had to shoot it like 17 times at least. No way, they need to be nerfed and nerfed hard. Apparantly when they wacked my ATST come crazy combat medic came up and destroyed all my HAM bars. No way is this cool, I had to spend like 10 minutes in the med center and had only 2 ATSTs left. I'm going to have to do faction missions to replace my loss, well my ATSTs will but that's not important. I think I may have to check on my ATST like every 30 minutes or so, but with my Leet skills I shouldn't have to.

Oh one last thing, no way they should have killed me because I had the BEST armor in the game. I had full suit of high level compostie, mark 3 shield generators, and have multiple copies of the same thing because I have millions and millions of credits from farming missions... well my ATST's did it but that's not important right now. I mean don't the developers watch the movies! Imperials should rule, no rebel scum should even come close to touching us. Also, Ewoks should never have taken out that ATST with 2 logs, I mean they would resist it. They would only do like 20 damage to it. That part of the movie makes me SO MAD. Again, NERF COMMANDOS AND COMBAT MEDIC POISONS BECAUSE IT TOOK A BUNCH TO KILL ME AND MY ATST WHILE I WAS AFK! I shouldn't have to be there to kill rebels because I have an ATST. Don't you watch the MOVIES!?! Heck, I do, while I'm farming and killing rebel scum

oh dear god I hope you are joking.....

if you aren't then the lesson learned is don't sit afk overt, in town

Obviously a joke buddy

Nerf those **edit** ewoks already.

omg liek nerf teh ewoks...

Their +1337 Sticks is too powerful!

They stick me to death!

I demand Darth Vader come and fight them!

He'd NEVER win with his +500 to Lightsaber!

HA!

Funny story. But you know what scares me, is how many l33tteenage Imperials out there that actually think like this?

You dont need Commandos to take out AT-STs. You just need a Creaturehandler with a mob of Ewoks.

LOL

That was so funny. But what's sad is that I see so many ATST owners say basically the same thing but they're SERIOUS!!

Yo it was your fault for leaving your at-st out without even paying attention to it. They are not invincible even 5 or 6 other master professions could have killed it. CHs could do it if they sent in all their crappy pets to use as a tank and then blast the hell out outaa the at-st while its busy killing tamed sliced hounds and such.

I agree with the second response, PLEASE tell me youre joking.... The fact that you were off doing something else is like ASKING to be killed, espcially if youre overt. The fact that youre surprised that you died utterly confounds me. If im sampling for resources, even in a remote area, i have a care that i might be killed by a random spawn. You have no one to blame but yourself for your mishaps.

Now this post is ingenious. Very funny indeed, and to be honest one of the best posts I have ever read, due to the irony of it all. I hope a developer reads your post.

2 things.....

1) Commandos are meant for taking out giant mechs like that.... think about it if you were to shoot a highly-explosive rocket or high powered laser beam at an At-St wouldn't you think it would blow up? Correct me if I'm wrong but don't the rocket launcher get 80 shots per launcher? Also it has high armor peirce.... Stop complaining and do something else with your miserable life.

2) Didn't you guys watch the Ewoks take down At-Sts in Return of the Jedi?

Guys ... he's joking ...

Some of you people are just too dang serious

err you are not vary bright are u....the point of the commando is to take out big stuff i hope this is a joke commandos are supoz to kill at-sts newbee