Commando Archive

Saskarna been gone much time this time. She have been very busy learning her new doctoring skills and combat medic skills. She have much evil plan to have access to fire extinguisher in a few weeks and laugh when people need her to use it. She have no intention. since she have all xp she ever need for doctor. Rancors are learning to fear her uber carbine, which is far more accurate than HAR. Makes flamer look like cheap tire inflation tool also.

Saskarna hear of much disturbance in the force. She not mean mitclorian or holocron based force. she mean paid subsciption receives force of anger control. Seems much silliness still inhabits the commando safe haven on computer screen thing in living room. She hear tell of god remarks and some dissension and u-turning among gods. Saskarna find this very funny. Since gods apparently know nothing of what they talk about. She proud of commando unity. especially in face of gods wrath on not broken commando profession. She sad to say that since leaving the profession she has had much more fun. But still oongs to use flamer on mean stuff.

She then read biatchslap post from dumb lesser person about kill stealing. She is reminded of racism how the actions of one label entire race. But think maybe this person did not intend such ignorant remark making ignorant person look like highly flamable wastage in line of sight of commando stuff. Saskarna later found kind person. She gave him proton grenades out of loving heart and tol him when mean commando kill steals, throw grenade at aggro to ensure victory. she hear tell later that silly person blew himself into chunk which were later spread across the landscape in typically random fashion. seems saskarna neglected to tell silly man that grenades are a little......dodgy, at best of times.

Me think great god uber JustG may be one to listen to, since not so uber god thunderheart just seems to cause more pain and suffering here in the glaxy. Me recommend commandos change god and lsiten to the one known as JustG. Since him is plainly commando god. Me also think, dumb people who biatchslap whole profession based on actions of one, may have racial issues and should seek counselling. Grenade counselling i have found to be very effective. But failing that, a good flaming against a wall covered in class 4 petrochem may assist. Saskarna shall be onhand with a fire extinguisher and wound packs should things get out of hand >=D MUAHAHAHAHA

On a side note. Saskarna looks forward to seeing commandos getting aced in one hit by a TKM cos they have a ranged weapon in their hand. This interestingly unrealistic idea will allow many wounds for saskarna to heal