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I've found the perfect way to get around the damage penalty for the commando class, you'll have to try it and see if it works...

The Steps.
Step 1: Get a time machine, either build one or steal a DeLorean, whatever works for you...

Step 2: Go back in time 5 years to when the development of this game first started

Step 3: Break into SOE headquarters and find the guy know as Lord Pall and slap the holy dogcrap out of him.

Step 4: Tell him this isall a bad dream, but that you are his worst nightmare,AND, if he ever thinks of something idiotic to implement in the new game he's working on, likea damage penalty for certain yet to be created character classes, that you have a time machine and we can dance like this all night long!

Step 5: Return back in time to the present. Fire up SWG and attack a nuna. If you die in two hits, repeat step 4.

Step 6: repeat steps 4 and 5 until your character is back to normal or until your time machine breaks.

An alternate version of this workaround could go as follows:

Step 1:Become a creature handler and pistoleer like everybody else. Once that combo is nerfed preceed to step 2

step 2: Try Bounty hunter. After that gets nerfed, try step 3

Step 3: Become a marksman.

Step 4: Procede down the line until we're all dancers and the fights look like something out of a poorly choreographed West Side Story of the future.

Step 5: Find a 2x4 and bang it against your head until you see all the pretty colors.

I hope this guide has helped you overcome your recent woes as a member of any of the classes who are being penalized for playing this game and actually taking the time to build a powerful character. I hope everyone knows I mean this post purely as irony and to poke fun at a really annoying seemingly unfixable situation. I am of course kidding when I wish bodily harm to our loving benefactor as well.Thanks to those of you who have a sense of humor and who've read this far into the post.

Those of you read only the first few lines then started writing a hostile flame filled reply about how stupid I am can -edit- my -edit- or -blank- my -blank- Your choice. The people above who have a sense of humor can make fun of you all they wish. I give them permission.

For more of my obnoxious rambling visit me at http://miscellaneous-crap.com. Come on my message board and make fun of me personally, I love it!

That's all folks!

Tyler

You forgot another bunch of steps!

Step 1: Drop commando and pick up Dev Assasinater

Step 2: Talk to the refrigerator, that is actually a DA mission terminal in disguise

Step 3: After the DA mission terminal gives you the name of a Dev to assasinate, proceed to the toaster for information

Step 4: The toaster has never seen the dev but has his phone number, address, DNA sample, and a lock of his asscrack hair. Use them wisely

Step 5: Proceed to the garage, this is actually a shuttle port, a magical one where the shuttle is always there! Just for you!

step 6: Proceed to your targets house

Step 7: Kill the occupents, after realizeing the toaster lied, apoligize to the OTHER dev you just assasinated and tell him you won't come back should HIS name come up on the missions list

Step 8: Hack SOE webpage for the information, repeate Step 6

Step 9: KILL THE **edit** DEV!

^that was just a joke, but if a sniper happens to randomly shoot a certain dev for no apparent reason I will still laugh

lol lol u crak me up

but this is what i c the devs looking like

a ch seys :u will do this and nerf them

a dev kowtows and says yes my master

then a pistoler says : chs r topower full nerf them

a dev kowtows and says yes sir right away sir

arifel men says : i hate commandos and there melle attackes make them suffer like us {were he should of sed plzs sir tkae this stupied 2.5mod away so the commandos dont hurt so bad}

a dev nods and says u bet sir we do what u say sir

a cmmando says : PLZS PLZS DEVS FIX US PLZS !!!!!!!!

dev seys : im to bizzy right now ur fine as it is

LMAO this is the first thread that ive ever read that has actually made me laugh outloud. Im a commando right now and im probably going to continue up the tree. Ive found out that i can still do the missions that i normally did before if I use the Warcry command. Well thats my two cents. Thanks for the laugh. If you dont mind, i want to use some of those as quotes.

-Dakbo

Jack of all trades at the moment

Bugfin

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a lock of his ass crack hair! OMFG! awwww man. thanks i needed that laugh. heh heh heh heh i needa get a new pair of under wear man, i almost pissed myself. awww man ALOCK OF HIS ASS CRACK HAIR! awww man ill never get over that. good post make some more heh.

I approve.

The lock of asscrack hair was funny, but the best quotes go to the starter of this thread, the Bone:

"explain to him that you have a time machine, and we can dance like this all night long."

"Procede down the line until we're all dancers and the fights look like something out of a poorly choreographed West Side Story of the future."

LMAO

When yer a Jet, yer a Jet fer life!

Thanks guys. Thread was purely meant for amusement, glad it worked.

T

Swwweeeetttt!! LOL!!