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Thread: Commando Assignment #1: A Pre-Combat Revamp Commando Slogan

Cuality
Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:43 am
#40

Commandos: Causing the best lag, dealing the worst damage since 6/26/03




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Nerj
Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:48 am
#41


Lots of good ones


My fav so far:



Commando + proton grenade, the original bomb droid!


My contribution:



Heavy Weapons!!!! Yeah Right




Valcyn - Master Marksman Master Commando, Master Smuggler From Tiggs: -- Two words -- Bring it!

WE WILL NOT TIRE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, AND WE WILL NOT FAIL

obidoobiesoobiecanoobie
Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:12 am
#42

"WE SUCK"

gotta sound excited about it though.

Or maybe even:

"WE BLOW"

maybe not but we do suck atm



Auke Rythos/ Tyreal Hammerhead
Warmaker01
Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:26 am
#43

"... but he blocks it!"

LuciusScipio
Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:56 am
#44






Jeren_Sehn wrote:





Commando: 169 skill points, oneuseful skill tree.


Commando: We suck more by 9 a.m., than most people suck all day.


Commando: Because being competent in PvP is for suckers.

Commando: Who would have guessed that out of the rocket launcher, heavy particle beam cannon, lightning cannon, acid stream launcher, four types of grenades, launcher pistol, heavy acid rifle and flamethrower, only one weapon would be worth a damn?


Message Edited by Jeren_Sehn on 08-09-2004 12:41 PM


Message Edited by Jeren_Sehn on 08-09-2004 12:43 PM






I love Jeren's first quote!


Commando: 169 skill points, one useful skill tree.


I was trying to think of a term but I couldn't have said it any better than Jeren. It tells the Devs just how many skill points Commandos require and just how broken/nerfed/scr**d we are.

Message Edited by LuciusScipio on 08-10-2004 02:01 PM



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Atilius Crydell

Rebel Colonel & Master Commando (Starsider)
Daker-Naritus
Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:49 am
#45


Commandosspend double the skill points of other classes for4 trees: (1) Blowing themselves up with weak grenades; (2) missing with million dollar rocket launchers; (3) shooting low DPS, nerfed-dot, flamethrowers; and (4) shooting even lower DPS, no dot, acid rifles.

Message Edited by Daker-Naritus on 08-10-2004 01:50 PM

Axzl
Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:24 pm
#46

Commandos are like a box of Ex-Lax....They both start out normal, then they both turn to sh*t!

couldn't help myself



Kandee Smith - ENT/Music-Dance - Bria
Karlee Smith -Noob with a Gun! - Starsider
Amber'Elizabeth Johnson - Entertainer - Starsider
Brandee Smith - MDancer/MArtisan/MID/Merc - Flurry
Mandee Smith -Pre-CU Commando/Smuggler/CarbineerFlurry
~ Remember this friends as you pass by! As you are now so once was I, but as I am now so you shall be. Prepare for DEATH and prepare for me! (Tomb of an unknown man)~

Warmaker01
Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:27 pm
#47

The Commando slogan:


"Excuse me Sir, can I get out of the Gimp suit now?"

Warmaker01
Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:58 pm
#48






Daker-Naritus wrote:


Commandosspend double the skill points of other classes for4 trees: (1) Blowing themselves up with weak grenades; (2) missing with million dollar rocket launchers; (3) shooting low DPS, nerfed-dot, flamethrowers; and (4) shooting even lower DPS, no dot, acid rifles.

Message Edited by Daker-Naritus on 08-10-2004 01:50 PM





... with a Heavy Acid Rifle with no Armor Piercing capability.

Eans
Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:47 pm
#49

Commando: King of the FPS

The flamethrower is best used for grilling meat. the acid rifle is best used for dressing
soal-farous
Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:44 pm
#50

remember this one boys? from back when KD/dizzy was huge....


"not in the face! not in the face!"


im not putting that up as our motto...but this thread jogged my memory.



-Soal-Farous Maccama, Gorath-
-Master Pistoleer, Master Bounty Hunter, Carbineer 0440-
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. - Latin Proverb.
Do You Need Some Soal?

Seypher
Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:19 am
#51


Got Snow Cake?


I mastered commando and all I got was this crappy T-shirt.


So, I missed…. I’ll Keep firing… I will end up hitting you sometime!

UttiniDaKilrJawa
Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:05 pm
#52

In reference to our outstanding protection against Knockdowns:

Commandos...we do it on our backs.
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