Commando Archive
Thread: Commando Motto
how bout these:
Commando: The Few The Proud...The Vertically Challenged
Highly trained, exceptionaly motivated, extremely suicidal
Survival is NOT an option
Burst Run Specialists
Hey, could you guys stand a little closer together?
I wish I was a Firebat
The Frequently Cloned
Armored BBQ Specialist
AT-ST'S Fear Us, Novice Brawlers Laugh At Us
I like the ones I read earlier in the thread much more these but what the hell,
Matis Fovaros, Master Commando Eclipse
matis wrote:
AT-ST'S Fear Us, Novice Brawlers Laugh At Us
rofl love that one as well as alot of the others. heres my 2 cents thrown in after trying grenades over the weekend.
"Commandos: Pulling the grenade and throwing the pin since beta!"
or for something a lil longer
Marksman: OOOH nice looking HAR whats it do?
Commando: Its shiney! See the shineyness?
Marksman: But whats it do?
Commando: Uhh well thats it actually.
Marksman: Well **edit**
Give a man fire, and hes warm for a day.
Light a man on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life.
This one has my vote!
I may be incapped, but you cant withstand the dot and wont have time to DB me.
Eat burn dot
All your frame rate are blong to us
Caution! 16m danger zone, any other range your safe.
Kill 'em and grill 'em
mmmm extra crispy
"Say hello to my lil' friend!" <Note: works best when followed by FC2>
"C'mon fellas, you wouldn't hit a guy wearing a flamethrower, would you?"
"Run away! Run away!" <Note: pretty much everybody screams this, including the commando>
"The Commando: a fireman's worst enemy."
"Hey, how come all my grenades are boomerang shaped? Oh well, let me throw it anyway..."
"Arson, explosions, destruction? Heck yeah a commando craves these things!"
"Fear leads to hatred, hatred leads to anger, anger leads to rocket launcher toting bada$$ with a thirst for vengeance. The path to master commando, that is."
Smokey the bear says, "Only you can start forest fires."
"Upon looking at the charred ruins of his house, Bob realized that asking the commando to get the BBQ started may have been a mistake."
and finally....
Question 47 on the quiz to obtain Master Commando degree:
A mean looking fuzzy bunny is heading your way, do you:
A) Incinerate the bunny with your flamethrower?
B) Do what any commando with a problem does, throw a thermal detonator at it?
C) Launch a rocket at the rabbit and hope it's lucky foot is still intactto wear around your neck?
D) Melt the rabbit into sticky goo using your Heavy Acid Rifle.
E) Run away?
AT-ST'S Fear Us, Novice Brawlers Laugh At Us
and support role my ass
haha nice ones
My humble submissions for the Commando motto:
"Commando:a smile, two bangs and an instant religion."
"We take, we hold, we repel the assault."
"Pray for War."
-- and for the loyal Imperials;
"Many stand behind the Emperor, we stand in front."
