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Thread: How to tell if your a real commando or a bandwagon jumper

NerfedTooMuch
Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:20 am
#14






Jedi-CyRaX wrote:

LoL,


You forget, you are a real commando when : People ask you to stop using your gun during fight.






That happened to me practicing some HV XP with my launcher....



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DrkSensei
Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:57 am
#15

You know your a real commando when:


A droid engineer walks up emotes a hug and says..I feel so bad for you


You recieve a 500 credit tip for the light show


The people in the medical center give you afrequent flierdiscount


When the words crazed or durni send you into a flashback induced set of tremors and facial tics





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Tavinureel
Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:23 pm
#16

lol, so true for 7, 8, and 9.



I've personally tried the "Last Ditch Grenade" toss to save myself. I tossed it at a Swooper and ended up getting killed. (No damage done to Swooper)



Excellent!



I've also was kicked out of a group when they realized what profession I was....let's see....oh yeah, I was partnered up with another person, and when he asked to see my Launcher Pistol stats he said, "I think I will hunt solo now" and ran off.



I won't forget that......know if I can only remember his name.....




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Isacoast
Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:36 pm
#17

Ah, yes, I remember working on my 40k combat xp for novice and saying, 'god i can't wish to use my launcher pistol', then getting it and getting whooped. First thing I did was came to the boards, read all the issues, and started crying. I've checked theseboards everyday since. 500k Pistol xp from my launcher and one fix later I am rejoicing!


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PyWhol
Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:10 pm
#18

Hooray! I'm a "real" commando, I guess. I've made a few fanta shokata movies. And, during a hunt, someone asked who the hell was "throwing all those traps" and said it was annoying. It was actually me using my launcher pistol. I sheepishly put it away.


http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=B3034164-422A-4331-AC99-48FC47CEA938

IVIafioso
Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:21 pm
#19

i feel that i am a real commando even tho i haven't yet attained novice commando


the reason being that if rated by how much i play SWG i would be labeled a "casual gamer" this is not by choice. it because i have the problem where i lose my connection all the time. sometimes less than a minute after connectiong. u sually i have around 10 mins of playing before i am disconnected (about once a week i get lucky and have almost 45 mins of playing before losing connection). because of this i cannot level up quickly. i had originally intended to be a BH not because of the abilities but because Bobba Fet is a Bad A$$ and i think he is awesome. i also wanted to become Master Fencer (title "Blade Master") my in-game name is LewsTherin Kinslayer and any of u who know who he is, wnow why i want to become Blade Master (BM's also get good spec def's although i've heard they currently aren't working correctly) anyways one day i realized that i did not have enough skill points to become both BH and BM. i decided to drop BH because it used the most skill points. I set about examining the other professions and quickly decided on Pistoleer because that was what i had been using anyways (thay also get good spec defs) i was content with my decision. Then the At-St was unveiled as was its absurd non-dyingness and super-killingness. i realized that it was my duty, as a yet undeclared (now soon to be) Rebel, to stop these monstrosities. master pistoleer and Blade Master not withstanding, i would be in no condition to give them the sound spanking that they deserved. i once again set about looking for a new more powerful career and lo and behold the broken commando was brought to my attention. only a madman would chose such a path, but i am a madman, mad with the thirst to put an end to the ridiculouose rampaging of the horror that is the At-St. I also thought using thermo-detonators and flame-throwers would be pretty cool. i had heard the cries and seen the post of the disgruntled commandoes crying for help. Yet i knew there was hope. something stirred deep inside me (it might have been that frozen burrito i had eaten after leaving it on the kitchen counter all day) and i knew the devs could not ignore the commandoess much longer. they were due for a fix. so i began woirking on unarmed fighting and a few days later bam the reports ferom the Test center came in and i was overcome with emotion and wept. my hopes had paid off.


whew!


anyways i have braved many trials (being disconnected halfway through a hard TK fight with a mummer thug anly to reconnect ( agood 7 min proces including disconnecting and reconnecting to the internet)and see that 5 have spawned an slain me. soomany times...) this was before i new to clone myself so i would began the long adn greuling trek to the med center, a journy that, being aggravated with disconnects, would take upwards of half an hour! then the inhuman trek to the cantina.....*eyes glaze over with tears*


so what im saying is if u see me, LewsTherin Kinslayer, of BLoodfin,a novice commando, please do not scorn me as a band wagon jumper. i have had faith in the commandos for a while and would like to become a part of the noble Anti-AT-St profession that has seen so much hardship.


Thank You,


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JediSpam
Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:40 pm
#20

Isacoast:


Same thing for me too. LOL


->solo-ed 95% of the timefor xp to reach Commando


-> didn't talk to anyone much


-> didn'tknowCommando was broken


-> became Commando


-> 10 minutes later, I felt something was fishy


-> read the boards


-> fell to my knees crying.


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I guess I'm 3, 5, 7 and10, so maybe I can consider myself a "Real Commando"


LOVE the fanta movies!!!



Also, 6 should read: If youve ever been deathblowed by a novice ARTISAN. (and you were a master commando)




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TelekFragger
Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:21 pm
#21

i am aweaponsmith / "real" commando... what we need is a way of identifying "real" commandos in the game so that the smiths can give discounts to them and charge a fortune for the bandwagon jumpers
TheWastrel
Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:23 pm
#22

I'm frightened...I have wanted to be a commando for a long time..okay for two weeks. But what was that about Commando weapons being close-range? Every firearm IN THE GAME is already close range!! **edit**? I'm scared now...can somebody tell me the story...and tell me that it went away...
Riddler
Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:44 pm
#23






TelekFragger wrote:
i am aweaponsmith / "real" commando... what we need is a way of identifying "real" commandos in the game so that the smiths can give discounts to them and charge a fortune for the bandwagon jumpers




Heh well i'm sure the weaponsmiths already know the "real" commando's cause we were the few that asked about a Flamethrower,Heavy Acid Rifle & Launcher Pistol. We were the few that talked to the weaponsmith's for long periods of time to get to know them cause we were planning to business with them in the future(only class that has disposable weapons grenades,Heavy Support weapons,etc..).
StarNick
Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:01 pm
#24

hehe...with my LP i lvled up 3 boxes in pistoleer...


of course using pistoleer helps the incaps/dbs from novice pistoleers when ur a commando


going to fort tusken reguarly helps with xp (no bunnies for me!! well...except for the occasional 2.2k instant death blow shot from a snarling warlord..)


gernades...wow...i blew several legs off while trying to kill jawas




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Johnnobody
Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:54 pm
#25

I earned dirty fighting 1 with my old launcher pistol Thanks to DaVinci for actually crafting me one.


Was not lucky enough or rather unlucky enough to obtain a flamethrower and go after crazed durni's so no nightmares there also no heavy weapons xp prior to the fix with launcher pistols


I was asked to put up my pistol and use my scout blaster since we had 2 melee people in the group.

Galaian
Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:07 am
#26

Don't forget the timeless question asked by even the most naieve and noobish players.


"You're a commando? Why?"




"Would you like that extra crispy or carbonized?"
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