Commando Archive
Thread: Who thinks Merc93 is a twink?
Raptor2k1 wrote:
Well, in that case, I say we hunt down the little monkey and kick the crap out of him, then strap grenade to his forehead with duct tape, tie a 50 foot string to the pin, and then yank the string.
It would miss.
And end up hurting us too
Syzygy-Gorath wrote:
freelancerx wrote:
Raptor2k1 wrote:
Well, in that case, I say we hunt down the little monkey and kick the crap out of him, then strap grenade to his forehead with duct tape, tie a 50 foot string to the pin, and then yank the string.
It would miss.
And end up hurting us too
*pulls the string to the accompaniment of the sound of tearing tape*
*watches the grenade sail his way, the pin coming free as it flies*
Uh oh.
Why do i suddenly see Willy the Coyote as a commando here. 
*watchs as he puts up sign saying "Yips."*
*large explosion goes off leaving most of fur burned off*
*cliff he is standing on suddenly falls, queing falling music*
*big splat sound as he hits ground and then falling rock lands on top*
Kalano wrote:
Syzygy-Gorath wrote:
freelancerx wrote:
Raptor2k1 wrote:
Well, in that case, I say we hunt down the little monkey and kick the crap out of him, then strap grenade to his forehead with duct tape, tie a 50 foot string to the pin, and then yank the string.
It would miss.
And end up hurting us too
*pulls the string to the accompaniment of the sound of tearing tape*
*watches the grenade sail his way, the pin coming free as it flies*
Uh oh.
Why do i suddenly see Willy the Coyote as a commando here.
*watchs as he puts up sign saying "Yips."*
*large explosion goes off leaving most of fur burned off*
*cliff he is standing on suddenly falls, queing falling music*
*big splat sound as he hits ground and then falling rock lands on top*
You mean you didn't already know that Wiley was one of us?
He was the first commando, man.
As such, he was the first one to get beat to death with the nerf bat of doom.
Wiley, wherever you are, we salute you. Fear not, my noble friend, for we shall carry on your legacy of getting our asses kicked by our own weapons!
Ryubushi wrote:
Kalano wrote:
Syzygy-Gorath wrote:
freelancerx wrote:
Raptor2k1 wrote:
Well, in that case, I say we hunt down the little monkey and kick the crap out of him, then strap grenade to his forehead with duct tape, tie a 50 foot string to the pin, and then yank the string.
It would miss.
And end up hurting us too
*pulls the string to the accompaniment of the sound of tearing tape*
*watches the grenade sail his way, the pin coming free as it flies*
Uh oh.
Why do i suddenly see Willy the Coyote as a commando here.
*watchs as he puts up sign saying "Yips."*
*large explosion goes off leaving most of fur burned off*
*cliff he is standing on suddenly falls, queing falling music*
*big splat sound as he hits ground and then falling rock lands on top*
You mean you didn't already know that Wiley was one of us?
He was the first commando, man.
As such, he was the first one to get beat to death with the nerf bat of doom.
Wiley, wherever you are, we salute you. Fear not, my noble friend, for we shall carry on your legacy of getting our asses kicked by our own weapons!
So, What you telling me is the Road Runner is the Dev team? No matter how hard we try to make them pay, we will always take it where the sun don't shine.
StarNick wrote:
Geez I miss so much on this forum while in my Z-9...err while being sick...
And unfortunately, that is the truth...got a mild sinus infection...
Bleh, but it cant get rid of me yet...mahauha
Traitor! The T beats the Z! Besides, Imperial uniforms look waaaay cooler with flamethrowers than rebel uniforms.
Didn't Wiley Coyote capture a roadrunner once?...Can we do that to a dev?
Wolfmann31 wrote:
StarNick wrote:
Geez I miss so much on this forum while in my Z-9...err while being sick...
And unfortunately, that is the truth...got a mild sinus infection...
Bleh, but it cant get rid of me yet...mahauha
Traitor! The T beats the Z! Besides, Imperial uniforms look waaaay cooler with flamethrowers than rebel uniforms.
Didn't Wiley Coyote capture a roadrunner once?...Can we do that to a dev?
Kalano wrote:
Yes, only once did it ever happen, but Wiley had not a clue what to do with the roadrunner afterwards, so he released him and the rest is history.
hmmmm........so, if we catch a dev, do we know what to do with him?
1) Beat him to a pulp with a Nerf© bat.
2) Take his wallet.
3) Order pizza.
4) Force him to watch violent war movies nonstopuntil he relents and convinces the other devs to team up and make us be more like real commandos.
5) Take the credit cards from his wallet and buy some assault weapons and a tank off eBay.