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Oh man! You gotta be kiddin' me! Do these guys never stop?! I LIKE grenades! so, who will they give them too? Danceers?! I know, let's give the grenades to Politician...that makes sense. I kept dropping professions 'cause they kept screwing 'em up, and now tat I've come to Commando, are they gonna screw this one too?!!! Damn! I kept win. is any profession safe here now? I know...I could play a boring crafting profession. They like those guys. Then I too could charge outrageously stupid amounts for digital images with little utility.

err. IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!!!

"To overcome others armies without fighting is the best of skills. The superior militarist foils enemies plots. Next best is to ruin their alliances. Next after that, is to attack their armed forces. Worst, is to besiege their cities.” -Sun Tzu: The Art of War

1) Apparently the thread was killed

2) Going with garvin on the dates involved

3) THey're gonna take out a whole tree? Come on - that means we get two new trees, they said 1

4) BH's dont make things go boom

5) Commandos have gernades, because we get lower weapons xp...why give that bonus to a profession that doesnt need it?

--Stern Synex-- --Master Commando-- --IDI Forces----Proud Commando of 42 Months-- --Last Commando Correspondent--
We fear no enemy...we are the few, the proud, and the brave. We are, Commando!
Pyro Games

*takes thread and attempts to crinkle it up and toss it in the trash can*

Yay?

Deleting this thread will keep the commotion down, we will still get people strolling in an reading it and posting without realizing it is fake in it's entirety.

Where is the common sense?!?!?! Reading comprehension?!?!?! It has been all but admitted from the original thread that it was a farce, but it has been duplicated so many times, and so many people are latching on to it that it will keep burning untill some one PUTS IT OUT.

There comes a time in every mans life when 86 years is just too damn long...

Hehe, there were so many problems with those 'official docs' that it's not even funny. To begin with, I'm pretty sure they didn't assign a dev to each profession (not to mention that the names listed I've never even heard of before and often sounded fake... which tends to imply they were made up.)

And giving us the LLC? That's grade A BS right there. There's no way they'd take a line that's exactly like two other lines we have and replace another one of ours with it.

The biggest thing of all though is that whoever wrote all that up seems to have failed to grasp just how massive the combat upgrade (the misnaming of it was also a big tip off) and its changes would be. There's no way they'd be spending almost a year just to tweak a few things haphazardly and swap some skill trees around. And rifleman having to crouch/kneel to fire? Right...