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Thread: Fellow commandos, ive seen the old guy and all i got was a crystal

Sojourner
Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:01 am
#14
BravenIrish wrote:
Cooking Master and Commando!? I can see it now at about 2am...
Cooking with Commandos!
overbyte: Welcome all! I'm your host Overbyte. The Commando Cooking Master!
audience: *Cheers and applause*
overbyte: Ya know, we've all had food that just wasn't quite cooked right. Like this BolleBol steak right here...it's just over done yet still raw on the inside. Take a loot at this Rancor Burger...it's been on this conventional grill for hours and no progress. Well guess what! What if I told you I had a solution to all of your cooking complaints!!?
audience: *Cheers and applause*
overbyte: I have your solution right here in hand! *pulls out a shiney new Flamethrower*
audience: *Cheers and applause*
overbyte: *Flamecone2 audience* There! All better...no more complaints.
audience: *silence, expect for one sacrastic clap*
overbyte: *Tosses proton grenade and BLAMO!* Sorry, forgot about Jedi Block....
everyone watching on TV: *Cheers and applause*
Slainte'




Um, have you ever seen an old Juila Child show where she is using here blow torch?



Sojourner
---Navar Rook (Master Scout, Novice Ranger, Carbineer, Medic)
Wanderhome Galaxy
"Wanderhome Galaxy Fourms, you will never find a more wretched hive of narcissism and egotism. We must be cautious."
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