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Thread: A Commando's Christmas
You better watch out
You better not cry
Because if you do,
You're gonna fry!
Commando-Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list,
but he's not checking it twice.
He doesn't really care who's been
naughty or nice!
Commando-Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake!
He's got the greatest surveillence equipment
in the world, for Christ's sake!
Oh, you better watch out,
you better not cry!
If you do, you're gonna fry!
Commando-Claus is coming to town!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a more insane night!
Ha, if anyone else has any Commando-y Christmas carols, go ahead and post 'em! 
Not a creature was stirring, not even the host;
The threads were typed with care,
In hopes that St.Tyrant soon would be there;
While visions of Balance danced in their heads;
And Garvin in his mood, and I in the pooper,
Had just settled down for a long winter's stupor,
I sprang from the seat to see the next room.
Away to the hall I flew like a nut,
Turned right around cuz I forgot to whipe my butt.
I ran back out to see everyone.
In the light of moon and fire,
I witnessed St'T weilding what WE desire.
"Keep your complaining and feel my wrath!"
We all looked in fear, As Garvin calmly tilted back a beer.
"You need to understand how to use that toy!".
Garvin never being stauncher,
pulls his Rocket Launcer!
But overheard Stern say, "Take on me!"
Directed to ole' St.T
I was on the way to the pot.
"I was the first to wear Mandalorian Armor", he proclaimed.
St.Tyrant cared less, "You will be the fist to be maimed".
on my way out I see Skeptic beat up
As if he'd been in a fight.
"You got hurt Bro! How?"
"Too busy playing WOW"
We gotta get better but how?
We need RazorWolf to make St'T BOW!
Numbers will make them fold!
Take back what they stoled!
"We need Balance", cries Garvin with a pout.
"I was the first to wear Mandolonian armor", shoots Hellshot, "I'm out!"
"Call me Stern SOB. And read all my posts!", fires Starnick with a proud toast.
"Never gonna work NOW". Cries Skeptic666, and fires up WOW.
"Mathmatically, things might be just". RazorWolf, "It's a must"!
We were used as Jedi bate.
Nice fight, but Commando had too much passion,
He learned from Trunks
Never let the devs be still in thier bunks
If anyone deserved a Tank it was HE
Commandos are a dirty soil in his hand.
We stood with pride, sent them with burning hide
But Santa Tyrant got us..
He sprang to his Tank, and his Devs gave a whistle,
And away they all marched, like the Thorns of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove them into the surf,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NERF!"
Well, as Im *finally* free to enjoy some time on SWG...talking to one of my friends, Esharra....I start getting an idea for what I was going to write in my Christmas thread on these forums. Well because of my duties today, Im a bit late...and it seems someone...not naming names (!!Ryubushi!!) already beat me to it. No matter...it is that time of year again, and it never hurts to get more of something thats great, right? So for your amusement...I present, the Commandotized versions of several christmas carols...and by being Commandotized, you just KNOW they're a whole lot better now 
Flaming Bells
Dashing through the snow, In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the battlefields we go, Blowing up all the way
Bells and battles ringing, Making spirits go BOOM!
What fun it is to laugh and blow up
An exploding song tonight!
Oh...flaming bells, flaming bells
Flaming all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride, In a one horse open sleigh
Flaming bells, flaming bells, flaming all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh
GarvinThe Red Flamed Commando
Garvin, the red-flamed commando
had a very shiny flamethrower.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows!
All the other combat professions
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Garvin
join in any PvP games.
Then one foggy CURB Sandbox Eve
SOETyrant came to say:
"Garvinwith yourflamethrower so bright,
won't you guide my combat sleigh tonight?"
Then all the other combat professions feared him,
as they screamed out in terror,
Garvin the red-nosed Commando,
you just owned everyone!
Hark! The Herald commandos Sing
Hark! the herald commandos sing, -
"Glory to the newborn Commando Correspondant!
Explosions on Lok, and mercy nonexistant,
Thunderheart and sinners unreconciled."
Joyful, all ye commandos, rise,
Join the triumph of the flamethrowers;
With th' commandoic host proclaim,
"Garvin is born in SWG."
Hark! the herald commandos sing,
"Glory to the newborn Commando Correspondant!
Garvin, by highest heav'n adored:
Garvin, the everlasting Correspondant;
Hark! the herald commandos sing,
"Glory to the newborn Correspondant!
Hail! the heav'n-born Prince of flame!
Hail! the Son of Commando Righteousness!
Light and flaming fireballs to all he brings,
Risen with healing in his flamethrower
Mild he lays his glory by,
Born that commandos no more may die:
Born to raise the sone of rockets,
Born to give them a second golden age.
Hark! the herald commandos sing,
"Glory to the newborn Correspondant!
Message Edited by StarNick on 12-24-2004 11:23 PM
We wish you an exploding Christmas;
We wish you an exploding Christmas;
We wish you an Exploding Christmas and a Happy New Rocket Launcher.
Lots of explosions we bring to you and your kin;
Many flames and burns for Christmas and a Happy New Rocket Wound.
Oh, bring us a proton grenading;
Oh, bring us a proton grenading;
Oh bring us a proton grenading and a cup of good explosives
We won't go until we kill some;
We won't go until we blow up some;
We won't go until we got some, so bring some out here
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and an ExplosiveNew Year!
Its even funnier when you sing it, wishing all the best!
-Stern Synex
Message Edited by StarNick on 12-25-2004 10:10 AM
RazerWolf wrote:
You people are all insane.
Kalano wrote:
RazerWolf wrote:
You people are all insane.
Thats is an understatement. Santa brought padded rooms for all the commandos who live here.
Straight jackets, too!
But they're all white... I wanted a black straight jacket! 