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Thread: I nominate myself as the new Commando Correspondent!
I promise to work as hard as possible to copy/paste the same exact report every week in the Correspondent forums.
I promise to ask you all for data and other stuff that I will ignore because, hey, it will get ignored higher up the chain anyway.
I promise to represent you all fair and square. That means i wont take anyones point of view over other's. In short, to heck with you. ill strive to mold the commando to what *I* think it should be. See point #2.
I promise to be buddy-buddy with TH, so he may grace our forum with more of his posts. See points #2 and #3.
You will all send me $1 a week to cover the expenses of point #4. Beer and cheap women aint coming out of MY pocket dammit.
I will aggressively chase after the proffession devs so you all may have humorous sigs as you qoute them.
I promise to build the Church of the Bunny Slayer, in honor of the One that Fell in the Holocron Madness.
That is all. As you were.
The Rebel Commando's Song
To the tune of Heartaches by the Numbers
(start out whistling)
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end
Lost man number one was an
Odd accident, a pro-ton grenade...
I never knew that you could die that way!
Lost man number two, got the --
Correspondent really mad
And after that he just quit and walked away...
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end
Lost man number three, he walked
Across the room
After I ordered him in that one spot to stay
That was the last straw so I
Cried in my heart
As I aimed my launcher pistol that day
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the imperials and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day when I stop counting
Is the day my paychecks end....
(adapted, author unknown)
"I was gonna do that...!"
Stop trying to make yourself look good, go get me coffee and 5 star my post.
**edit** slackers.
vote? did I say i was the new Politician Correspondent?
The pie is with the spoon.
There is no spoon.
There is no 5 stars.
I'll get you all nerfed for it.
I hereby reinforce his nomination.
As if there was anything to lose. And if you cant get what you want by staying reasonable and cooperative, maybe sarcasm will do the job.
Dogg
ROFLMAO!!!!!
This is the best bid for corrospondent ever!!! nice post.
Dont forget us Imp Commandos (aka pokem*nhunters)
I had a dream last night.
That TH posted on this thread and anointed me the Commando Correspondent.
Of course, i had to make him beg.
Then things got weird and I dont want to talk about it.
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