Combat Medic Archive
Thread: Song of the Combat Medic
From Gorath's newest Master Combat Medic. Enjoy!
(To the tune of Monty Python’s “Lumberjack”)
[talking]
I wanted to be…a combat medic!
Leaping from incap to incap, as they fall on the field of battle. The giant teras kasi. The pistoleer. The ranger! The mighty commando! The lofty bounty hunter! The plucky little marksman! The limping smuggler of Tatooine. The towering squad leader of Corellia! The weeping carbineer! The naughty Twi’lek dancer! The flatulent musician of Naboo!
With my best buddy by my side, we’d sing! Sing! Sing!
[singing]
I’m a medic, and I’m okay.
I heal all night and disease all day.
(He’s a medic, and he’s okay.
He heals all night and diseases all day.)
I lob some stims. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And buy plast that’s fibery.
(He lobs some stims. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And buys plast that’s fibery.
He’s a medic, and he’s okay.
He heals all night and diseases all day.)
I lob some stims. I skip and jump.
I like to harvest wheat.
I put on some good armor
My poisons can’t be beat.
(He lobs some stims. He skips and jumps.
He likes to harvest wheat.
He puts on some good armor
His poisons can’t be beat?!
He’s a medic, and he’s okay.
He heals all night and diseases all day.)
I lob some stims. I kite my prey.
Run just like I’m in fear.
I wish I did real damage,
Just like the pis-to-leer.
(He lobs some stims. He kites his prey.
He runs like he’s in fear?!
[talking]
What’s this? Runs like a pansy?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so powerful! Wussy!...
[singing]
He’s a medic, and he’s okay.
He heals all night and he diseases all day.
He’s a medic, and he’s okaaaaaay.
He heals all night and diseases all day.)