Chef Archive
Thread: My Demands For The Chef Profession
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SirVimes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:58 am
#1
I demand that the following changes be made:
- When you eat food, heroic sounding music plays.
- When you eat the food, the following animation is activated: You squeeze the food until it pops out of your hand and into your mouth.
- After you eat the food, the muscles on your avatar is increased and you flex to show them off.
- When showing off the muscles, one of the following images MUST be shown inside the muscle:
- An Imperial Star Destroyer with Oversized Guns
- A Stampeding Bantha
- A Gamorrean Guard in a Leaterh Daddy/Leather Biker Uniform
- A Hutt In A Sailors Uniform
- While the Buff is in effect, all avatars get a speach inpediment and walk around bo-legged.
If SciguyCo does not support this I will quit the game, go to to Colorado and wedgie him!
I demand these changes NOW!!!
Numen
Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:12 am
#2
Lol.
I think this should only happen to a random food for each person though.
I'm all for this idea as long as it does not delay to coding of the ability to make pies and use them as weapons.
Buugli
Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:02 pm
#3
These changes would only be appropriate for Mon Cal avatars. I mean, we already have the Popeye arms . . .
sciguyCO
Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:08 pm
#4
See, it's stuff like this that gives chefs that "goofy" reputation....
Now excuse me while I go get some steel wool and comet to scrub the image of a Hutt in a sailor uniform out of my brain.
Buugli
Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:14 pm
#5
Kriles, you are management now, let one of the peons do that brainscrubbing for you.
Perhaps with a powerhammer?
(I think I am soooo funny)
Chrai
Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:40 pm
#6
Should I just drop chef now before my brain starts thinking like this?
SirVimes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:48 pm
#7
sciguyCO wrote:
See, it's stuff like this that gives chefs that "goofy" reputation....
I was serious!
Dsabre
Thu Apr 08, 2004 6:28 pm
#9
SirVimes wrote:
sciguyCO wrote:See, it's stuff like this that gives chefs that "goofy" reputation....I was serious!
indeed, I would also like to see this hutt dance while you flex.
but I would also like to join SirVimes in the giving of the wedgie...perhaps we could make it a "chef get-together"...where we all take turns
sciguyCO
Thu Apr 08, 2004 6:42 pm
#10
I know. That just makes it worse.
SirVimes wrote:
I was serious!
Dsabre wrote:
but I would also like to join SirVimes in the giving of the wedgie...perhaps we could make it a "chef get-together"...where we all take turns
Hmm, I was thinking of taking time off for the Fan Fest, but it may not be safe...
SirVimes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 6:48 pm
#11
I knew this day was coming...that is why I stepped down when I did.
Dsabre wrote:
but I would also like to join SirVimes in the giving of the wedgie...perhaps we could make it a "chef get-together"...where we all take turns
Maximum_Overload
Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:31 pm
#12
Ok, since everyone agrees can we change our Top5.
1. We Want Pies! No, not new buffs. Think 2.2spd 50-300dmg Stun sub-type.
2. /Wedgie! And no, not as an emote. Think Restraint Damage.
3. Popeye Animations!!!
4. Tacos
5. Muon Gold (Just to p1ss off the smugglers some more)
1. We Want Pies! No, not new buffs. Think 2.2spd 50-300dmg Stun sub-type.
2. /Wedgie! And no, not as an emote. Think Restraint Damage.
3. Popeye Animations!!!
4. Tacos
5. Muon Gold (Just to p1ss off the smugglers some more)
Dsabre
Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:32 pm
#13
SirVimes wrote:I knew this day was coming...that is why I stepped down when I did.
Dsabre wrote:
but I would also like to join SirVimes in the giving of the wedgie...perhaps we could make it a "chef get-together"...where we all take turns
hmmm well after we're all done with SciGuyCo...we can show our "respect" for SirVimes with another round of wedgies...maybe we can turn the fan fest into a giant "wedgie fest"
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