Chef Archive
Thread: posting mistake
SirVimes wrote:
And you call yourself a chef. Turn in your spatula now!!!
SirVimes wrote:
And you call yourself a chef. Turn in your spatula now!!!
HOLY CRAP!!! YOU GUYS HAVE SPATULAS...
I feel incomplete. I WILL BE IN MY ROOM SULKING!
Ochid wrote:
HOLY CRAP!!! YOU GUYS HAVE SPATULAS...
I feel incomplete. I WILL BE IN MY ROOM SULKING!
i don't have a spatula. i do however have a custom frying pan.
it all started when my doc/tk self was out hunting with chef self's husband who was working on BH. he kept forgetting to eat the food my chef made for him, and i said 'KMadness is going to kill us if you don't remember to eat...oh wait, she can't kill us, she has no combat.' he said 'sure she can...you ever been hit with a frying pan? does KD/stun/dizzy all at once.'
well, a friend of mine was grinding weaponsmith. so, i placed a custom order for any weapon she thought would be cute and call it a frying pan. she made a heavy axe called "Master Chef KMadness's Special Frying Pan" and it cracks me up.
well, another of my husband's alts is an armorsmith, so he signed that char on and made a helmet called "Slick's Special Helmet with 100% defense against Frying Pans". my weaponsmith friend (who is an alt of my ex-wife) saw this whole thing and pronounced me and my husband's chars and alts completely crazy. and now that i look at this written down, it does look kind of nuts.