Chef Archive
Thread: Chef crit fails on attempt to make first ever Blue Milk. hilarity ensues..
Yup..My master cheffinally came up with 12 units of milk last night..
went to nice high tech advanced food and crafting station
pulled out nice high tech advanced food making tool.
used super awesome ingredients..
and crit failed!!
promptly ripped out keyboard and chucked it out 3rd story window.. (that's the truth)
Ouch!! I've never gotten more than 6 together in one stack, but now a days, if I did somehow get a large stack, I'd actually turn my back on the profession and sell to a BE so he could make a million credit tissue (CH buff).
Is there an obscure uber rich player willing to pay a million for a real blue milk?? just wondering. I would actually pay 1 million for a chef made smugglers delight right now. (60 milk)
sell it before they put milk in or else you will have pretty much sacrificed a fortune..
people gave it to me over time..
i have 5 lots now of 4,2,4,4,8 units...
A scout friend gave me some milk...I made some blue milk...tooka screen shot and gave it to him. I also gave the rest of his milk back...he gave me over 100 units of milk...30 domestic and 90 wild....he got it from a lair. I gave the rest of the milk back because it woul dbe more useful to give to a BE to enhance clothes and armor for our allies. Wow...BE's work! 
Though I am getting some good offers for it and am starting to think about selling.
what does blue milk? (stats?)
and another question: what is the best secondery stats food?
omigod Busey ouch! I think my keyboard would be suffering then too =/ *wince*
realvorda:
it depends on what you want, regarding what does the best secondaries. I make Ryshcate& Veghash because those two together cover all 6 secondaries. Of course if you want certain secondaries, others may be better. Thakitillo is a good health oriented one, for instance.
I crit failed my first Deneelian Fizz Pudding too 
Trust me, the galaxy shook with my fury.
On the brighter side, I got an okay one for my other try, it was:
4 charges
Health: -132, 654 s
Constitution: -137, 658s
Quickness: +386, 658s
Focus: +379, 658s
Not a bad food, and it looks cool, I just wish I could make more than this one.
Leilani Kir'lia
when we can make posts like these, i feel for the whole of swg
we need some balance
until then, i'm Moltar on Carbuncle server of FFXI