Chef Archive

Ok I can't believed the nerfed the chef. After this last update I am appauled and may just forget all my chef abilities because of it. How come doctors can make people fly like unicorns but I can't even make them trip out with magic brownies with tranna nougat cream filling? NERFED!

I'm also a Teras Kasi Novice.. so I'm a ninja chef, and no pie throwing XP? what is up with that? NERFED!

Also why isn't the pillsbury dough boy a trainer? NERFED!

I'm also told my food doesn't taste as good after the last update!!! NERFED!!!

Oh, and we can have creature handlers but us chefs can't control an elite army of Gingerbread men? Not cool... NERFED!!!

So I plee to all of you fellow nerfed chefs, don't sit idly by and let them take away our cream filling, WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS NERFING!!! Don't nerf the chef any more....

Merc Iceman

Ninja Chef

Huh? What are you rambling on about boy!? Go back to bed.

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MercIceman wrote:

Oh, and we can have creature handlers but us chefs can't control an elite army of Gingerbread men? Not cool... NERFED!!!

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Will they stop at nothing?

This is why you shouldn't drink Sunburns before posting....

[By the way, thanks for the laugh. Elite army ofgingerbread men....beautiful!]

I was going to buy the schematics for the 1337 Gingerbread soliders from a smuggler, but just before I hit Ok, I examined the recipe.... third ingredient down the list was milk.

the gingerbreadmen were bugged anyway, they always ran away.... saying "fast as fast can be u will never catch me!" how am i suppose to use thier elite icing abilities to give the enemies a tummy ache when they always run!?

My gingerbread men didnt run away, but I found we always got mauled by all the critters in the vacinity and before you know it all my gingerbread men were devoured.

anyone ever see this show saturday mornings on fox called fighting foodons?

cooks make their dishes come to life and they fight other chefs' dishes.

some include fried ricer, rap scallion( a rapping onion), and the vegetarian favorite, tofurious.

if only this had any referemce to swg or this thread... im so bored

OHHH Thank god... Someone else has seen Fighting Foodons... Ohh I thought I was just on a very weird acid trip... That is the kind of Chef I wanna be... I want to make Crab Cakes... or some other type food they is not only dilicous and nutricious but mean and will bite your head off