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Thread: Is it funny or sad?
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Phazon
Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:02 pm
#1
quote:
Group forms on Dathomir containing (BountyHunter/CreatureHandler, Commando, Rifleman/Doctor, Musician/Carbineer, CreatureHandler/TeraKasiMaster, Smuggler/CombatMedic, Swordsman/Dancer)
RifleDoc: "Everybody come inside the Cantina/MedCenter so that we can buff up."
MusiCarb: "Hold on Rif. Listen to this song and you can buff us all without stopping."
*MusiCarb belts out a tune for 10 minutes and SwordDancer joins him. Everone's mind, focus, and willpower skyrockets.*
*RifleDoc buffs everyone in the group*
*SmugComb gets a worried look on his face.*
SmugComb: "Hey what if we run into some Imperials? Everyone take some of this spice just in case we run into them. They'll never know what hit'em."
BouHun: "Are we ready to go yet?"
RifleDoc: "Hey what about some food? we can add an extra 100points to a few of your stat pools that stacks with our doctor and Entertainment buffs."
SwordDancer: "We just GOT buffed to 2000 and 3000 in every one of our pools what MORE do you want!?"
Master Tera'mon: "I want to be a god!"
*CaptinCommando bonks Tera'mon*
Master Tera'mon: "That food stuff is "booty"! It only lasts like 2 minutes. 100bonus for 2 minutes!? Not worth my time."
RifleDoc: "They can make it last 5 minutes sometimes."
MusiCarb: "So do you have any?"
RifleDoc: "Any what?"
MusiCarb: "Any FOOD!"
RifleDoc: "No a Chef makes it."
CaptinCommando: "Good, is he here?"
RifleDoc: "No, but I know one named Pleazeat that will fly anywhere and is always begging for people to eat."
BouHun: "We don't have time for this we gotta move out."
RifleDoc: "Well just contact him and he'll ketchup. LOL"
SwordDancer: "You are SO corny. That wasn't funny."
CaptinCommando: "Wait a sec a buddy of mine just warned me that food stops working after 2 uses or something."
RifleDoc: "They said it was fixed in a patch."
CaptinCommando: "What patch? I didn't see it.....Oh well I'll take your word for it. Tell the Chef guy to meet us at pos1500, pos1500."
*SmugComb gets an evil look in his eyes*
SmugComb: "I'll tell him."
BounHun: "Good let's go"
*SmugComb contacts Pleazeat*
SmugComb: "We have a group on Dathomir and we want some food."
*Pleazeat becomes overjoyed*
Pleazeat: "Yes SIR! I'll go anywhere SIR!"
SmugComb: "Come to this waypoint when you get on the planet. neg2600 pos1530"
Pleazeat: "I'm on my way the Starship just arrived."
SmugComb: "Hehe goodluck."
Pleazeat: "Errrr, thankyou?"
*Pleazeat reaches the waypoint. There is a war going on.*
Pleazeat shouts: "I'm here to cook some food for SmugComb's group! Anyone here!?"
*Everyone stops fighting and glares and Pleazeat*
WitchSlave: "Is that a chef?"
NightSister: "Grrrrr! He's here to MILK us!
MountainWitch: "Kill that pervert!!"
WitchSlave shouts: "You should probably run away now!"
*Pleazeat is chased down and killed.*
You know the funny part? This is based on a true story.
Group forms on Dathomir containing (BountyHunter/CreatureHandler, Commando, Rifleman/Doctor, Musician/Carbineer, CreatureHandler/TeraKasiMaster, Smuggler/CombatMedic, Swordsman/Dancer)
RifleDoc: "Everybody come inside the Cantina/MedCenter so that we can buff up."
MusiCarb: "Hold on Rif. Listen to this song and you can buff us all without stopping."
*MusiCarb belts out a tune for 10 minutes and SwordDancer joins him. Everone's mind, focus, and willpower skyrockets.*
*RifleDoc buffs everyone in the group*
*SmugComb gets a worried look on his face.*
SmugComb: "Hey what if we run into some Imperials? Everyone take some of this spice just in case we run into them. They'll never know what hit'em."
BouHun: "Are we ready to go yet?"
RifleDoc: "Hey what about some food? we can add an extra 100points to a few of your stat pools that stacks with our doctor and Entertainment buffs."
SwordDancer: "We just GOT buffed to 2000 and 3000 in every one of our pools what MORE do you want!?"
Master Tera'mon: "I want to be a god!"
*CaptinCommando bonks Tera'mon*
Master Tera'mon: "That food stuff is "booty"! It only lasts like 2 minutes. 100bonus for 2 minutes!? Not worth my time."
RifleDoc: "They can make it last 5 minutes sometimes."
MusiCarb: "So do you have any?"
RifleDoc: "Any what?"
MusiCarb: "Any FOOD!"
RifleDoc: "No a Chef makes it."
CaptinCommando: "Good, is he here?"
RifleDoc: "No, but I know one named Pleazeat that will fly anywhere and is always begging for people to eat."
BouHun: "We don't have time for this we gotta move out."
RifleDoc: "Well just contact him and he'll ketchup. LOL"
SwordDancer: "You are SO corny. That wasn't funny."
CaptinCommando: "Wait a sec a buddy of mine just warned me that food stops working after 2 uses or something."
RifleDoc: "They said it was fixed in a patch."
CaptinCommando: "What patch? I didn't see it.....Oh well I'll take your word for it. Tell the Chef guy to meet us at pos1500, pos1500."
*SmugComb gets an evil look in his eyes*
SmugComb: "I'll tell him."
BounHun: "Good let's go"
*SmugComb contacts Pleazeat*
SmugComb: "We have a group on Dathomir and we want some food."
*Pleazeat becomes overjoyed*
Pleazeat: "Yes SIR! I'll go anywhere SIR!"
SmugComb: "Come to this waypoint when you get on the planet. neg2600 pos1530"
Pleazeat: "I'm on my way the Starship just arrived."
SmugComb: "Hehe goodluck."
Pleazeat: "Errrr, thankyou?"
*Pleazeat reaches the waypoint. There is a war going on.*
Pleazeat shouts: "I'm here to cook some food for SmugComb's group! Anyone here!?"
*Everyone stops fighting and glares and Pleazeat*
WitchSlave: "Is that a chef?"
NightSister: "Grrrrr! He's here to MILK us!
MountainWitch: "Kill that pervert!!"
WitchSlave shouts: "You should probably run away now!"
*Pleazeat is chased down and killed.*
You know the funny part? This is based on a true story.
Caithleen
Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:14 pm
#2
everytime this happens, a dev jerks off -)
o_o sorry, this thread will be closed soon now
Phazon
Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:18 pm
#3
ROFL that response was worth posting this thread. 
HAHAHA Bad thing is that this actually happens and nobody high up cares.
HAHAHA Bad thing is that this actually happens and nobody high up cares.
DrGrant
Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:07 pm
#5
everytime this happens, a dev jerks off -)
Now thats f--king funny!
Now thats f--king funny!
fishbrains
Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:28 pm
#6
ROFLMFAO!! I just got novice chef and it looks like I have a LONG road ahead of me 
Trakker
Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:34 pm
#7
all i'm saying is after the fully eliminate our class, how do the plan to compensate us for all the time and effort we put into reaching master?? force sensitve slots anyone?
bantu
MC Master Chef/Grenadier
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